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Wikipedia entry: Osama Vinladen Jiménez López (born 7 October 2002) is a Peruvian professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Peruvian Primera División side Unión Comercio. Personal life Vinladen is named after Osama bin Laden, the founder of the terrorist group Al-Qaeda; 3) the difference in spelling is due to the similarity of b and v in Spanish.[4] Vinladen has a brother named Sadam Husein, the Spanish spelling of Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, and his sister called Georgia Bush. [5]

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Elon Musk offers to build the new Key Bridge entirely from the steel from incapacitated cybertrucks.

Welcome

1870-71: Franco-Prussian War, 433K dead
1914-1918: WWI, 17.6M dead, including 116K Americans
1939-1945: WWII, 54M dead in Europe, including 277K Americans
1949: NATO founded
1949- : No big interstate war in Europe (until Ukraine, which isn't in NATO)
2024: "NATO's dumb. What's it do for us anyway?"

The guy who paid for that RFK ad gave $107 million to Republican candidates across 2020 and 2022.

OK but what was the downside again?

I guess even this guy has some redeeming qualities 🤣

Microsoft says senior leadership was hacked by Russia-tied group Hackers gained access to the email accounts of select employees, including senior leaders and cybersecurity researchers who track Russian hackers, the company said.

Whoever at Microsoft thought the news would ignore their brass getting pwned by the SVR by releasing it late on a Friday seriously underestimated how little I have going on tonight.

Long Island Midwife Gave 1,500 Children Pellets Instead of Vaccines The midwife falsified vaccine records, according to New York State health officials. She was fined $300,000.

A Long Island midwife administered homeopathic oral pellets instead of vaccines to some 1,500 school-aged children and then falsified their immunization records, according to New York State’s Department of Health, which on Wednesday announced that it had fined her $300,000 (gift link)

"Journalists looking to speak to ordinary Iowans inadvertently approached each other."

"One journalist looking for local color approached an attendee who turned out to be an editor at The Times."

All day have I been chuckling over these snippets from a scene: journalism at the Iowa Caucuses.

Ron DeSantis PAINFUL CRINGE diner visit -- Florida Republican Governor Ron DeSantis makes a cringeworthy visit to a New Hampshire diner, reminding everyone about his total lack of charismahttps://w...

We cannot deny people the small pleasure of watching DeSantis try to act like a human being in a rural diner. 🥲

Dear Internet: are there good attorneys who have built a practice around assisting student loan victims when they can’t get straight answers from their debt holders?

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Many, many doctors have reported that a denial suddenly turns to an approval the instant they request this information! Because the doctors employed by insurance companies as "peer medical reviewers" are very often unqualified, practicing out of scope, or have a long history of malpractice.

And the proof that insurance companies know their "experts" are unqualified: one of the most effective tactics your doctor can use to override a denial of benefits is to request, in writing, the name and board specialty of the denying physician and proof of their qualifications.

"And so, [by 2029]? America has crossed Freedom House’s line from 'free' to 'partly free.'... Trump and his followers openly plan to emulate Orbán. We can’t say we weren’t warned." [Jonathan Rauch]

Interesting…. Fraud? Other?

Today, class, we will once again discuss "revealed preferences"

If you haven't had a loved one in jail, you may have no idea what a hideously cruel racket prison telecom really is. The rates for calls or emails are extortionate--because the contractors literally have a captive audience. Good on Massachusetts for ending this vile practice.

If You Kill Two People In A Car Crash, You Shouldn’t Then Sue Their Relatives For Emailing Your Un... Holy shit. So, in 2021 there was a car accident in Atwater California that killed a married couple, Pam and Joe Juarez. According to police reports at the time, a 20-year-old Stanford student, King…

I’ve been incredibly angry — furious, even for ME — about the most loathsome and contemptible defamation suit I’ve ever seen in my career, and now Mike Masnick at TechDirt has written about the despicable case and about my anti-SLAPP motion to dismiss it. Reading it just makes me angrier.

The ‘faith-based’ leader for Philly’s Moms for Liberty chapter is a registered sex offender Phillip Fisher Jr., a pastor and Republican ward leader who coordinates faith-based outreach for Philadelphia’s Moms For Liberty chapter, pleaded guilty in 2012 to a charge of aggravated sexual abus...

The ‘faith-based’ leader for Philly’s Moms for Liberty chapter is a registered sex offender

Sandra Bernhard called me “pencilneck”

www.thehandbasket.co/p/i-talked-t...

I am holding a GF challah and chocolate babka surrounded by people in Family Research Council attendees talking about how Jews have too much power.

Shana Tova.

Scan of Judge McAfee's order, described above

Scan of Judge McAfee's order, described above

Judge McAfee unseals the dockets of Ken Chesebro and Sidney Powell, reversing a decision he made during the plea hearings: "Upon further consideration, the Court finds that it did not sufficiently address the demands of the sealing statute" — i.e., weighing public interest against potential harms.