Kristy Gee

Does this mean Lewandowski will now have to bang Mullin?

Since the Dow is under 50,000, can we talk about the Epstein files again?

Wild how Hillary Clinton has to answer for why Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

Maybe they’ll release the Epstein files to distract from the tariffs.

i don’t want impeachment, i want (redacted)

what I’m learning is that rich people need more hobbies

This is what the entire world sees. If you've ever wondered how Germans in the 1930s could have ever been so fucking stupid — you now have your answer. 😳👇

i wish i could still buy things at the prices i used to complain about

How many women have died with “fucking bitch” ringing in their ears? Don’t let the misogyny get erased here

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Those EPSTEIN FILES MUST BE HORRIBLE!!!!!!

imagine telling yourself on january 6, 2021 that five years from now things would be so much worse

Hey losers leave trans folks alone

This is one of those times when all of the bad news just sucks the air out of your lungs.

And if we save up enough doll and pencil ration cards, can we donate them back to him so he can put more gold in another one of his bathrooms?

This nation would be a better place if just one White House reporter had the courage to ask "what the hell are you rambling about, old man?"

Just think it’s a bit weird that society has been brainwashed in to thinking that rich people and massive corporations having a bit less money is the main thing we need to avoid no matter what.

Why didn’t Frankenstein make the creature like 5’6’’. Would be a lot easier to deal with

Remember a few weeks ago when Trump brought in a couple bulldozers and demolished about a third of the White House? That was weird.

If Clinton does a national press conference and announces "I did not have sex with that man" it's game over for Trump.

'Maybe it will happen today' styled as a Mamdani campaign poster. 'Maybe' is a large, gold, serif font with a red drop shadow, and 'it will happen today' is set below that in a gold all-caps, sans-serif font, all on an ultramarine blue background.

If you look at Trump's actions through the eyes of "what would I do if I was a criminal organization" it all makes a lot of sense.

Every Republican on the Sunday shows should be forced to watch the Air Feces One video and then be asked, “Is the President sane?”

Perhaps the gravity of the office may yet change the man.

This photo…just…wow.

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

The magician is David Copperfield ✅

Fox is about to do a solid 4-5 days straight on the escalator.