Public Frenemy #1

It's actually my legal middle name from birth.
Still on the lookout for a new first name though

you can’t spell “The Reptile” without “Peter Thiel”

every day is women day if you aren't a little biiiiiitch

What do you do when you want to help someone, who's going to be homeless very soon, but literally have nothing to give except a few bucks or nothing you can do?

Maybe times, but the further away from those fuck ups I am, the more I realize the relationship wasn't sustainable in the long run
Hindsight and all that

18?
Gods dang!
How on earth did you manage that!?

MY MOTHER CALLED ME HER DAUGHTER FOR THE FIRST TIME!

I've been in roller Derby for just under a year and I have loved every single practice I've struggled in.
Even the ones I've broken down in!

A fantastic sign off to a fantastic series of live -play podcasts as Join The Party finished its series finale.
There are other live-play podcasts, but this one is such a high bar just to meet.

Thanks for the ride @jointhepartypod.com
🤘

Please.
For the love of God do this. There are way too many people who are fucked over by current system.
While not perfect, this is at least a step in the right direction

Clearly it thinks you're talking about the infamous depression era moonshiner Richard "Rickety-Split" Donahue.

I've recently begun to consider erasing every trace of myself from a local trans discord server, outside of the things I posted as a mod.
This may be the isolation and depression talking, but I feel like I've not belonged there for a long, long, time. If ever.

it's hard to see someone else live your dream

Girl in large round glasses a hospital bed in pain

I'm in the hospital recovering from surgery and the anesthesia is wearing offf

"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."

Sign says T4T bar and grill

went here and everyone said they love and support you

Listen.
I don't want to die.
But if given a life or death scenario, I sure as hell won't be giving it my all.

Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

If I had a nickel for every time I was bedridden due to a broken bone and had to spend some of my recovery at my parents, thus speeding up the "my partner meets my parents for the first time" part of the relationship after we just started dating, I'd have two nickels.

A picture of a bandaged ankle that is broken

"...I don't know what 2026 will bring, but I'm cautiously optimistic about it"
She said with dumb confidence, not realizing 2026 had a broken ankle in 3 places in store for her

Comic with screen stills from Billy Madison. First panel: YOU KNOW THAT GUY TRIED TO MASSACRE ICE OFFICERS? NO HE DIDN'T. Second panel: WELL NO, HE DIDN'T. BUT HE DID BRANDISH HIS GUN! NO HE DIDN'T. Third panel: ... NO, NO HE DIDN'T. BUT YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE IF HE HAD, RIGHT

Gonna be less than 5 years till ice goons join nazis, stormtroopers, and zombies as faceless, immediately-recognizable-as-evil enemies in major video games

Body cams for government thugs are a joke obviously but here's my compromise idea: shock collars for government thugs

Shit human is related to shit human.

We love you, Aza!

White people.
For the umpteenth time... You'd do well to listen to them!
The black community has been screaming this for well over a century now.

Girl with needle half full of medicine

I'm a punk rocker yes I am.

(It's estrogen)

If this were ANY other administration, I'd be very skeptical about this.

I hope you do girlieeeee