My cat pixie in an Amazon box that says slam dunks delivered on it
Stop scrolling! Pixie is here, delivering slam dunks
My cat pixie in an Amazon box that says slam dunks delivered on it
Stop scrolling! Pixie is here, delivering slam dunks
No, they were sent to me by my sister. I don't have a link or anything sorry
A variety of vinyl stickers
New stickers π¨π
i wish bears could drive iβd really like to be driven around by a bear
picture of a car with a bumper sticker showing flames surrounding the words SHRIMP MOM, as if the words were being shown in Hell
Out on the road today I saw a "Shrimp Mom" sticker on a Cadillac
My passport has stamps from all the exotic places I go. The land of dairy queen and mcdonaldland mostly
a collage of 4 different legs of the same flight, with the same part of the plane's wing in each picture.
sky palette βοΈ
Check out our new botanical gardens! Itβs been 2 days since the plants have devoured anyone, so itβs probably safe now.
βHeyβ came before βhi,β and βhi' came before βhello.β
βHiβ is most likely a variant of βhey.β
βHelloβ is not related to either.
Goodbye.
why did we even domesticate peeves
I know what I'm getting ALL my friends and family for Xmas now
My grocery list just says "munchie food". Could it be I wrote this after having a gummy?
Tryn Herbits
South Africa, Cape Province, Civil Records, 1840-1972
The best thing about the internet is how everyone understands irony.
A screen shot from trails through daybreak
Lol @ my game
You expect me to eat chia seeds?? The same seeds I use to grow my pets?
At this point, I think the only way Iβm going to own a home is by viciously mocking it.
Sometimes the downward spiral is only a little whirlwind in butterfly landing to tend a flower, a part of cosplay, overwhelming still. But it's being handled kink by kink
Saturn without its rings asking everything what it really thinks about Saturn and you still pretend to laugh at all my witty gazes in the planetarium
Getting the supreme car wash because I love sour cream
oh, so you like tres leches? nombra una leche.
Happy Tuesday ilu β€οΈ
Or should I say Sunday funday with these 2 idiots π
@fulkery.bsky.social
@shellhound.com
@farcewtf.bsky.social
@therealdcf.bsky.social
@muyrando.bsky.social
@lazer-cat.bsky.social
@lunchjournals.bsky.social
youtu.be/7xS9Y_mjTjc?...
A box of tunnocks snowballs
These taste so damn good but the box frightens me a little
Happy Monday ilu β€οΈ
I'm going to pay it forward today ππ
@fulkery.bsky.social
@shellhound.com
@farcewtf.bsky.social
@therealdcf.bsky.social
@muyrando.bsky.social
@lazer-cat.bsky.social
@lunchjournals.bsky.social
@joeytheerascal.bsky.social
youtu.be/BP1zOxcg57E?...
TABLES! I can't know how to hear any more about tables
Today's tshirt
Good morning my lovelies π
sorry for being unsettling, it will happen again
Thou shalt not suffer a succotash to live
dense frog advisory