I went by the house I grew up in and I asked if I could go in and look around.
They said NO and slammed the door.
My parents are so fucking rude!
01.03.2026 09:51
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If you're having a bad day, just remember that someone is working for your old manager right now. 😊
20.02.2026 09:49
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There's a busker playing ABBA really loudly in the town centre.
You can hear the drums from Nandos.
17.02.2026 22:04
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Right!
Who likes poetry?
12.02.2026 12:09
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26.01.2026 15:54
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You banned Russia for its invasion of Ukraine, but you seem to think that the Israeli government committing genocide in Gaza is acceptable? What is wrong with you people?!
Eurovision used to be fun and joyful. Now just a political slog of bitter disappointment.
06.01.2026 15:11
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Each word can only be used once. Length... say under 15 words. It has to fit on the fridge! 😊
04.01.2026 20:37
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HELP WANTED:
So, a friend gave me this for Christmas and I want to put something up, but can't make up my mind.
Your task, is to use the rude words below to create a REALLY rude sentence that I can display on my fridge. You may only use the words provided.
Your time starts now.
04.01.2026 14:09
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This is my last post of the year, so I thought I would give it a bit of an attitude.
31.12.2025 22:21
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Oops!
31.12.2025 19:57
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23.12.2025 10:10
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Oooooh, I am just brimming with holiday spirit!
19.12.2025 16:52
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Fantastic news!
I hope you have a wonderful, Happy Christmas holiday!
You've earned it!
17.12.2025 09:06
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The beacons have been lit!
16.12.2025 14:36
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What's Blue and not very heavy?
Light Blue.
You know you like it! 🤣
16.12.2025 08:46
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Typical Wednesday night meal in the UK:
Sausagehenge!
It's what's for dinner
26.11.2025 16:05
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Oh, behave yourself!
08.11.2025 12:07
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90% of grocery shopping is waiting for someone to get out of your way.
02.11.2025 19:34
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Police in Paris today released a photo of the suspect they are searching for in connection with the recent jewellery theft at the Louvre.
22.10.2025 14:17
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16.10.2025 20:00
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I was watching Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back with the neighbour's kid.
He asked why Luke was going inside the Tauntaun.
I said, To keep warm.
He asked, How warm was it inside?
I replied: Luke warm.
14.10.2025 11:44
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14.09.2025 14:26
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LOL! well done!
And thank you. I am feeling even OLDER now! 😉
04.09.2025 20:00
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I have Zero points. I've done them all! 😊
03.09.2025 09:06
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Okay, so let's have some fun here! Please read the instructions carefully and report your scores below.
03.09.2025 09:05
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01.09.2025 16:37
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I am often mistaken for an adult because of my age.
30.08.2025 11:44
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When the meeting with your editor doesn't go as planned.
27.08.2025 10:29
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OMG.
I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles and now I'm experiencing constant vowel movements. The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster!
14.08.2025 21:42
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This is why education is important.
16.07.2025 19:14
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