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I wonder while looking at their smiling faces on their perfectly curated carousel of photos, if they are happy?

It must be such an exhausting and terrible experience to be constantly living your life for a social media feed like an influencer does, and yet I can't lie and say that I don't still feel envy at their lush hotel and spa stays (that were probably free as long as they filmed a video about it)

For context every single movie theater I've been to before this in Texas and Louisiana has literally had a giant self serve butter area to clog your arteries to your heart's delight (or disdain..)

Random potential minnesota culture shock: every movie theater I've been to the employees pour the butter FOR you behind the counter. Is there any twin cities movie theater where it's a complete butter free for all?? I need a STOOPID amount of butter on my popcorn

When the chemical SDS says "dispose of in accordance with local regulations" but you are the regulator and u don't know wtf to do with it

So is the matriarchy being trendy a legitimate cultural thing or is it just my algorithm.. be a lot cooler if it was the former

I had no idea how many mfs had narc cars until recently. Why do you need a black suburban with blacked out windows.... be normal

I did this two years ago. Can't recommend it highly enough

TYLER CHILDERS please perform at this🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

It's a wonderful day to be invested in VXUS

Choosing to believe the reason I couldn't sleep last night was the geomagnetic storm and not the caffeinated diet coke I had far too close to bedtime

Ok so as a twin cities resident HOW DO I JOIN THE RESISTANCE SINGING TROUPE?!?!?!?!?

All of you better be really fucking careful tomorrow morning because the ice that melted today is gonna freeze overnight and you DO NOT WANT A CONCUSSION. THIS SHIT IS FOR THE BIRDSSSSS. PLEASE for the love of God walk like a penguin. This is my psa.

I know right, I could have stepped it up a bit.

Thank you😔

Pro tip: slip on ice the second week of January and give yourself a concussion so that you hit your deductible

Trump wants a show. Don’t give it to him.

Would not recommend drinking a cold brew in these circumstances

So turns out I apparently have a strange talent for getting people to join an organization but idk what to do with that yet. Do I become a cult leader or something?

Believe it or not, jail

Spring mix salad w feta, chicken breast, tomatoes, a perfectly boiled egg, and Balsamic vinegarette

Food rules are made up. Eat lunch for breakfast. Who gives a shit.

How can I be prion disease for halloween? That shit is scary as FUCK

Are gas stoves as bad as the libs make them out to be?

Several bad takes

More bad takes

My response saying that knowing the risks of gas stoves is informed consent The best way to make them rethink their actions is to outcrunch them

I infiltrated a tradcath crunchy moms group and I've been trying to outcrunch them in order to expose them to different points of view. Would recommend for other sects of conservatism you are familiar with if you can stomach it (no, I don't have a gas stove top, but I gotta play the part.)

My "radical" agenda?

Make this city affordable, keep New York safe and turn the page on the billionaire-backed politics of Andrew Cuomo.

New ad now running on Fox News.

So if you’re going to that thing with the lady later today?

If you’ve never been to that building I want you to spend a good amount of time looking at maps and planning your exit.

It’s a very weird place.Yes light rail drops right there, but what if they shut it down?

Consider it a military base

Damn I took the rage bait about people flushing their tampons and now I'm pissed off at 11:27 on a Sunday night.....

The hour between 7 and 8 pm shall henceforth be known as "witching hour for fucking morons"

this is wild: while Stephen Miller's guy was in Minnesota for his uncle's funeral, somebody was able to see his entire phone and take pictures of his Signal group chats talking about military deployments to Portland, and brought them to the Strib (gift link: www.startribune.com/trump-offici...)

Every single one of these clips was taken today in downtown Portland. Portland doesn’t want or need a federal takeover. If Trump insists on sending federal “resources” he can start with funding health care, bridges, affordable housing, and wildfire protection to name a few.