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Made a brand new public Snap! 👻✨

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Who decided CEOs make millions and nurses and teachers don't even make six figures?

This

some days you really need to take time for self care ♡ whether that’s a nice hot bath or good book, the internet can wait. don’t forget to be kind to yourself ♡ you deserve it ♡

I have a crock pot that's older than you, simmer down.

They keep telling us how much energy and clean water AI takes to answer even one simple question, and yet, they're forcing it on every person's devices, email, apps, etc, like these resources are infinite. Most of us don't even want it period

I was ashamed of myself when I realized life was a costume party, and I attended with my real face - Franz Kafka

I feel this in my core

Fitness and smartwatches are basically expensive Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is yourself.

Best Penguin Moments | BBC Earth Living in some of the coldest, harshest conditions on Earth means that every day is a struggle to survive. From facing off against seals to fighting to feed ...

Everyone - it’s Penguin Awareness Day!

That means you absolutely should spend 24 minutes watching BBC Earth's best penguin moments 🐧

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Meme: oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak

Follow The Anal Queen for more anal memes 😂

“You would look better without tats” sounds exactly like what a conservative man who likes minors would say

… And vice versa 😈

So many problems stem from people being unable to analyze information for themselves, and instead, they listen to other people's analysis of information without the ability to know if the analysis is sound.

Absolutely!

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My answer to 'what is a bluesky?'

'OK, think twitter, but smaller, sexier, and less racist/homophobic'

Musk-less.

Gonna have to make sure I rest up before the real holidaze begins

Make sure you don't forget your own needs if you're also participating in this nonsense

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Word of the day, should you be feeling a little huffish, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a love of solitude and the desire to be away from other people.

Not just toys, there's a lot of things I like....naughty, nice and a combination 😉. Nothing is expected, but my lists on Amazon and @TheKnickerFairy are updated 😘
IF you can't find the links let me know, but it should all be accessible via my linktree in bio. 🧑‍🎄

Cup that says naughty but nice I multitasking

Most accurate Christmas message:

You know when you watch a futuristic sci Fi and they refer to movies created in the 20th Century?

What if... it's because AI took over in the 2000's and killed this form of art?

Girl texting "I have nothing to wear for tonight" Guy texting "perfect"

Story of my life 😝

Drone photo of a beach, it's shaped as a dick

I'm a beach girl at heart 👙🐚🩴🌊

A pic of the cover of the Roald Dahl book, The Twits

Photo of every single government official:

Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.

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I refuse to use AI because my brain actually works.

using the word austerity to gloss over cruelty like it's a pest instead of a choice is real british, in the wrong way.