Anne Pomeroy 🫒

Reminded of a great @jgrantglover.bsky.social banger

A Google Chrome print screen. Pages 6-7 of a Google Doc are being saved as a PDF.

There is no universe where this screenshot should still be funny to me but teaching high schoolers has made me cherish every one of these I run into. Their groans fuel me to beat the dead horse even harder

Bottom line is that all this software thinks it's so cute and trying to keep me safe by logging me out all the time but it is unfortunately driving me crazy

I learn that I have been signed out of my WMU email for some reason, so I go to sign back in. At this point I learn I have also been signed out of Bitwarden, so I need to sign back into that first. Finally, I need to sign into "Duo Mobile" on my phone to get the 2FA code to finish the process

"You need to log into Desmos Amplify to view this activity"
(keep in mind that most math teachers need two of these accounts because of how ass-backwards the students and teacher account profiles are), so I try to log in with my WMU email, which is my teacher profile

I know that I'm not the first person to proclaim that not everything needs an account but I just had the following chain of "you need an account" happen to me and it's beyond silly that it exists at all

This is just a normal Top Gear intro

My other ride is a CTA 5000-series Purple Line Express

Happy St. Totteringham’s Day to all who celebrate

Air-fried Little Caesars is what life was made for

I think I've skeeted about this before but the fact that there are parts of Michigan that operate on Central time is wild to me. Call your representatives and maybe we can get this fixed

Olympic biathlon but they have to do 5 integrals without a calculator or do the penalty laps

do you care about trans people?

cool!
cancel your new york times subscription!

oh, but you just play the games? thats the worst argument you could've made!
go fuck yourself!

Another day where I grieve the loss of the NASCAR playoffs

Max Clark has had the most embarrassing first preseason as a prospect since Connor Bedard tripped and fell on his first shootout attempt

It's such a shame that in my time on the CTA I've never done the Lake Street L eastbound because it's a really nice stretch with hard-to-top skyline views and neat-looking stations. There might be time for that in April but that relies on the California Zephyr being on time, which, LOL

Contrast nameplates should be outlawed

Tomorrow the stars almost perfectly align for sports the whole day:

8:10 - hockey gold medal match
11:30 - North London Derby
13:00 - MSU MBB
15:00 - Cup Series
18:00 - MSU WBB

There’s also homework to do someone in there so if anyone wants to help out with that let me know

Seven is also the perfect number for a college hockey conference. You comfortably get a series with every team home and away and two bye weeks

It's easy to hate on Big Ten hockey and I get why people do but man a Friday night 6/8:30 doubleheader with snow coming down outside is good shit

Notre Dame has a good road uniform but the lighter green is terrible for MSU and the green going down the arms is even more terrible. It looks like the Flyers and NoDak had a baby and that’s not a compliment

I am a University of Michigan Regent. Maybe my name is Won Reiser, or Ordan Jacker. I watched that gold-medal game and let me say, I want no part of that excitement on campus.

Presidents’ Day?

Son, that just means it’s 364 days to Daytona

On the other hand, they could have easily rigged the last lap for the 9 and they didn’t, so there’s that

Tyler Reddick is the first Daytona 500 winner since Jimmie Johnson not to earn an automatic postseason bid from it. It’s a shame really

Joey Logano is the first driver to lead the points in the new Chase. I want everyone who said he was a playoff merchant to apologize

Mel Tucker owes Kenneth Walker so much fucking money dude

My life goal has apparently been to root for “villain” sports teams because if you add Michigan State men’s basketball to Arsenal, the Blackhawks, and Team Penske, that’s four out of my top six allegiances (WMU and the Tigers aren’t villains yet thankfully)

MBB, WBB, and hockey all losing to them in the span of eight days is beyond excruciating