Got to lend a hand with Urban Desert Flora with this table scape over the weekend. Love getting to work for and with such talented artists.
#Florist #AZGrown #Flowers
Elmo sings TL5Y: not quite the gift that was that Olivia Rodrigo album was during a horrific breakup a few years ago, but the album this current breakup deserves: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8S7cCb7/
I think as a proper send off, whenever I have to get an IUD replaced, anyone who has benefited from me having one owes me a shot and a cupcake.
Having one of those days where I am fairly certain a pastrami on rye and a bowl of pickles would fix all the superficial stuff that ails me.
To the dance student that grabbed my hand and asked me to walk her back to class, then introduced me to all of her friends and let them know I’m not her aunt but I am her dance teacher—you made my day
Michelle Obama: Kids should have nutritious meals.
The pro-life party: This is an outrage!
RFK Jr: Kids should have measles, mumps, and polio.
The pro-life party: Yes, king! Tell it like it is!
Ways my students humbled me today: Miss Sarah! Your nails are so pretty—they’re all wavy!!! . . .I’d broken most of my nails off before class and didn’t have any clippers.
Preker: hey, Sarah
Me: yes Amazing Dancer?
Preker: I like your Sarah words
Me: oh, what Sarah words do you like?
Preker: y’all, and *shmutz*!
Me: those are words I say
Preker: you don’t say girl, you crusty. You say (imitating me) baby, let me get that shmutz off-your-face please!
Thanks so much for identifying it!
Any of my friends vintage Coach folks? Found a fairly clean bag that I think is from the 80s today. #VintageCoach #TreasureHunting #Coach #IveAlwaysBeenMoreOfADooneyGirl
Tuesday class agenda cont.
- guided meditation by Ernie (from Sesame Street) to “Up Goes the Castle”
- closing stretching and breathing to a random Enya song
- stickers and goodbyes 🧵2/2
I respect my last class on Tuesday for the agenda they’ve built:
- same warmup focusing on crossbody movements
- 30ish minutes of jazz
- 10ish minutes of critter charades where I then try to find a new to them song for whatever critter they each pick 1/2🧵
Woke up at 0720.
Took a full dose of meds instead of halfing it.
Played that clip of Southern University “Still Fly” and Tom Holland lip singing Umbrella a few times.
Hopeful to teach dance but here for big holds and seated circle dances if that’s what the day demands.
The increasing list of horrible things I am having to console children through. . .
Today in Modern Dance Teacher Problems
Having a group of 1st-4th graders try to convince me that Pink Pony Club is a school song and proceed to belt it at me in its entirety. . .cause the Pink Pony Club is like Chuck E Cheese, but full of pink ponies.
Their goals:
- at least be able to do a scorpion but try to get a needle
- learn some stomp and shake cheers from the 90s like their moms and grandmas know 😅🤣
- have water breaks freely but will try to finish the song
- do some dances where they can sing
- have a cool down to Enya 🧵 3 of 3
Their first order of business was declaring this the #1 Monday Squishmallow Girls Rule Dance Day. . .they made it clear boys are great, but this is for them. 🧵 2 of 3
Started class with a new to me set of primarily 2nd and 3rd grade girls the way I usually do; while there are some things we *have* to do, they largely get to pick what we do. 🧵1 of 3
. . .kids parents are ordering pointe shoes off of Amazon and “teaching” themselves pointe.
Apparently I was wrong and don’t have enough to harp about in W sitting alone.
Pieces I am excited to wash and block for Dr. Girlfriend’s closet.
Memes that show up in memories that were sent to me five years ago that have aged oh so beautifully. #AtLeastNowIListenWhenFriendsWarnMeTheSecondTime
Upgrade from “dad, is that you?” when in a public space and a dude is making it weird:
Wait, are you __? You owe Jennifer so much child support—how could you abandon your family like that?! And for your teenaged secretary?!
Able to finish getting my Joey O’s and Scandinavian Swimmers in peace
Built up my tolerance to where 6hrs of teaching dance in a day is where I coat myself in arnica but can still teach the next day’s classes.
. . .so see a nap and breakfast burrito in my future.
Grover has more tunes. Grabbed these for .75 ^_^
When the nearest O’Charley’s is a 25hr drive away, homemade will do.
. . .now to figure out how to get rolls to rise in the land of no humidity.
