En Lilitu-Sin

Oh darn

You got me

You're such a smart cookie

Here is a lollipop

Now fuck off

Why does he look greasier than Waffle House bacon?

Inner Circle: "Sir you're entire administration is a dumpster fire, the war is unpopular, the economy is in shambles, and everyone is still talking about the Epstein Files"
Tangerine Turd: "Quick I need to rile my base and distract from everything. Ah yes the classic - more transphobic bullshit"

So question

When the tangerine turd finally croaks,

Will the cult do the most loyal thing and follow him

Or

Will they all bolt for the rat lines to escape prosecution

Riiiight?

DNC; "Oh wow, our support of a colonizing genocidal apartheid regime really cost us in 2024. What do you think we should do?"

Schumer and Jeffries: "Double down and go harder for a colonizing genocidal apartheid regime!"

You're not going to believe this...

But I was being satirical myself

a painting of a man holding a heart in his hands . ALT: a painting of a man holding a heart in his hands .

I mean,

We have been shown how they need to be treated

An apocalyptic death cult

Remember they also want to kill everyone else in the world, because of their cult like following built around the words of a 19th century English pastor

Can't tell if he is talking about Minneapolis or Tehran

(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors or surrender accepted; (2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted; (3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable ability to accept surrender would exist; (4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and (5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.

Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:

Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime.

And recognized as such by the US Government.

From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

By "Investigate" he means;

We're not going to do anything and just want you to forget about it

Me passing Target;
*Whispers*
"Memento Mori"

*correction

It's Netanyahu's war. Trump is just trying to distract from the Epstein Files and the dumpster fire that is his regime

Big brave words from your Pentagon briefing room, Petey

Why don't you go stand on an Iran facing bridge wing of a tanker, as it transits the Straight.

Put your ass where your mouth is

You know
His actions really make me wonder how many drinks and lines of blow he does off of his Pentagon desk, each day

At this point, you cannot convince me that he knows he is going to be dead in a couple of months and wants to burn as much of the world as he can before he finds his way to whichever hell is awaiting him

There are more Dinosaur fossils in Congress, than there are in the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History

True.

I don't know why we are either paying them or giving them any kind of budget allowance at this point. They have decided they aren't going to do their actual jobs.

And if the corporations and billionaires are just going to pay them, then they can do it as private citizens and not politicians

No. Because we have a worthless Congress that has decided to act like a couple hundred toddlers that just discovered their toes.

I feel like the Onion has given up and is just reporting the real news, at this point.

The corruption is staggering.

Tweedle Dumb and Dumber will make money off the backs of murdered Iranians and military personnel load on the sacrificial altar of Epstein and Netanyahu

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Meanwhile Dipshit Donnie is in his Roach Motel doing the double dick jerk dance, not giving a shot about all the death and chaos he is causing.

He can't die and go to hell fast enoigh

everybody wanna be an ally but they all got a knife in one hand and a list of excuses in the other.

These MAGA dudes in the administration want to walk around like they are all "alpha males" (what ever the fuck that even is supposed to be), but yet are so fucking submissive they are willing. To wear shoes that don't fit so their "daddy" doesn't get mad at them.

Let’s call it what it is. State sanctioned negligence possibly even manslaughter!

Nothing more historically Christian than torturing a religious, ethnic or sexual minority to death unless they do what the fuck you want

Nothing more historically Christian than enslaving an entire island and working then to death

Nothing more historically Christian than murdering non-conformists

"Solidarity to to the people of Iran!
Death to imperialism!
Death to nationalism!"

Seen in Belgrade, Serbia

Dear Iran,
Stop teasing us and just go ahead and do it.