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How I imagine the war updates are going at the White House
I'm not certified or anything, but it is a favorite subject. I have a better personal collection than my local library does.
Yes I’d like to see them be held to some accountability as in having their business destroyed by lawsuits.
Shaq O Neal meme "I owe you an apology, i wasn't familiar with your game".
"Te debo una disculpa, Pedro, no estaba muy familiarizado con tu juego."
Sitting here waiting on tires when my music app connects to the car. Guess it's done. Enjoy some Kneecap while you move it.
we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'
today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason
i don't see what other choice they have but, beyond that, it would be wildly irresponsible to send a team of Iranian nationals to the US right now. you might as well just send them to CECOT.
Hegseth drove himself this morning, I see
Pettyville welcomes you
disability benefits are extremely difficult to get and are barely enough for people to survive. no one is pretending to be disabled, especially for money @chronically.char
@chronically.char
Ignoring my bowel problems for months but finally calling the doctor when an Acela comes out of my ass
1989, im 11 years old and watching the fall of the berlin wall on tv with my mom. as we sit there watching tom brokaw narrate, im thinking, "wow the 1990s are coming. and in ten years THE YEAR 2000. its amazing to live in the jet pack future."
and yet here we fucking are.
Presque Isle on Lake Erie hasn't gotten federal funding in two years. We have a sand problem, not so much a carp problem. At least, nothing the fishermen have been complaining about.
It was an odd feeling to see Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill, on vinyl, in Walmart, in 2026. And other albums 14yo me would have been ecstatic to find had i been into vinyl at the time.
I have all my CDs still (yay 2000s binder sleeves), no cases, lost in a flooded basement. I understand the young'uns wanting physical media. It's why i never got a Kindle. I need a book in hand. Well, music is kinda the same. I never had a vinyl collection, and we have the technology.
Years ago, my mother saved up her Marlboro points and got a record player. She's had a full setup since I was little. So the portable Marlboro record player is about to be dusted off and set up in my room. I have exactly one album (4 LP Skyrim OST), but i just pre-ordered Kneecap's Fenian.
I have literally told my children that if 20yo me knew what was coming, neither one of them would exist. Funny enough, my mother says the same about me and my sister.
A bright red cardinal sits on top of the Sideview mirror of a car
The Cardinal jumps down to look at himself in the mirror
The cardinal begins furiously attacking his reflection in the mirror
“Look at that bird”
A Play In Three Acts
"He’s just one guy. One freaking guy. You have got to stop coming here, day after day, screaming into me about him. Especially using that many curse words. I think we can both admit at this point that the screaming isn’t working. The screaming isn’t making you feel any better."
We have a mated pair that hangs around all year. Usually i can only find her by her bright beak. Mom runs a 24/7/365 "Eat at Joe's" for the wildlife. Birdseed, suet, nuts. Everybody know which house has the good snacks. Nobody cares for almonds, except the bluejays.
Christie Brinkley in a got milk ad that says drink well live well
Alas trebek in a got milk ad that says your bones may be in jeopardy
Serena and Venus Williams in a got milk ad that says make ours doubles
Stone cold Steve Austin in a got milk ad that says it better be ice cold for stone cold
So crazy how the 90’s had an ad campaign for sucking dick. Better time, ya ask me
Man.
The world fucking is on fire.
So go be as corny and cringe as you wanna be without hurting people.
Live whats left of your only life.
If you can’t be free in your body at least go be free in your mind and soul.
Fuck the haters.
It's one of those "stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors. Beware the moon" kind of evenings .
Can you spend campaign funds on therapy? I definitely cry when people yell at me, and that seems incompatible with politics. Otherwise, I'm down.
