Come touch my bodyβ¦
@monsterislanddaddy
Over 30, anxious, and nerdy π an early attempt at some semblance of a spicy page so bear with me. Pretty average "dad bod" with some above average skills π (or so I've been told.) https://onlyfans.com/monsterislanddaddy
Come touch my bodyβ¦
Just ordered our first one, can't wait to surprise my partner with it π
A SHIRT: " IF YOU HAVE TO BEG YOUR SENATOR FOR HUMAN RIGHTS, YOU NEVER HAD THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE"
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^ This
A very sturdy paddle for impact play.
My buddy FINALLY finished it for me! (Two years later π
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A SCREAMEN SKELETEN POKEN THRU A AMERICAN FLAG AND THERE SAYIN "YOUR TALKING TO A AMERICAN - MY BODY IS FULL OF MICRO PLASTICS, MY MIND IS CONSUMER BY TRYING TO AFFORD FOOD N HOUSING, DONT LIKE IT, MOST OF US DONT!!!" - MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT LET US MOVE TO YOUR COUNTRY MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE,ZONE ADMIN
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Me! (Playing Paleo Pines βΊοΈ)
An exquisite silicon cock sheath
Yaaaayyy the lil company that made our favorite cock sheath is back and making stuff again! They aren't shipping to the US quite yet (and can't say I blame them AT ALL,) but fingers crossed.
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I should be so lucky π
He's all worn out from being a lil fuckin demon
I bet βΊοΈ
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More fun with cock rings π harder to see of course but it's on
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A delightful Godzilla sweater that's vaguely holiday themed
About as festive as I get
Cooool!!
A lonely chair in the corner of a small room, a hard cock in the foreground.
Oh hell yeah they added a cuck chair to the quiet room π€£
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I donβt know how much plainer we can put this.
π would be my absolute pleasure π
Work is trying SO HARD to kill my horny today -_-
"So those workers think they can dance and sing on the clock, eh!? No one gets away with merrymaking on the dime of Sir Walter Beantoes!"
Understandable π
A pair of fantasy silicone dildos resting after a good night's work
We had fun last night ππ
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A very sturdy paddle for impact play.
My buddy FINALLY finished it for me! (Two years later π
)
#DaddysLittleHelper #NSFW #ImpactPlay #Toys
They're pretty great, even with this little fur demon π
My lap was hijacked by a kitten *immediately* after taking that π€£π€£
Gonna go become a professional cameraperson for totally different reasons...
Hmmm, go to bed OR finish what I've started while watching @sydneyscreams4u.bsky.social videos??
Not me sobbing in the theater while watching Rental Family, I just wanna give Brendan Fraser a hug is all π
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