another day proving my theory: the only thing billionaires have ever contributed to society is their ex-wives.
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another day proving my theory: the only thing billionaires have ever contributed to society is their ex-wives.
It's a good book! Lots of dinosaurs and shenanigans!
The novel is launching first on Kickstarter, which means backers get:
π the book 3 months early
β¨ a special illustrated hardcover edition
π¦ dinosaur adventure + witty, swoony romance + time travel shenanigans
If that sounds fun, you can check it out here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/eli...
One of the perks of writing Time Trap is I got to play with a bunch of cool prehistoric creatures like:
π¦ dwarf sauropods
π± Giant pterosaurs
π¦ ALL the marine reptiles
Science! Just with a higher mortality rate.
Check out the preorder on Kickstarter: www.kickstarter.com/projects/eli...
#sffchat I love T. Kingfisher. It's a great day when there's a new Kingfisher book to devour.
#sffchat I'd love to see more SF stuff with dinosaurs outside of the Jurassic Park/World franchise. (Part of why I had to write my own!)
i am not generally a "go through the hoops to write a comment I don't think will really be read" kind of guy, but for a plan THIS bad, by a guy I hate THIS much... I'll make the exception
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
Athletic red-haired woman holding a futuristic gun
Meet Dr. Grace Carson:
β’ world-class paleobiologist
β’ stubborn workaholic
β’ reluctant action heroine
β’ currently dying repeatedly in a time loop
All she wanted was to study dinosaurs in peace. π¦
This woman, US citizen living in Skokie, was detained at Ohare yesterday, taken to Broadview, then transferred to a detention facility in Wisconsin, now released. We know all this not because of DHS, who repeatedly denied that they even had her, but because her phone was pinging in those locations.
Important question for the internet:
Do you want Jurassic Park dinosaurs + The Mummy's banter + a Groundhog Day time loop? π¦πβ³
Because thatβs the chaotic energy of my new romantic SF thriller Time Trap.
Kickstarter link: www.kickstarter.com/projects/eli...
I just backed MegaloBook on Kickstarter. This thing looks so freaking cool, I cannot even. www.kickstarter.com/projects/152...
The novel is launching first on Kickstarter, which means backers get:
π the book 3 months early
β¨ a special illustrated hardcover edition
π¦ dinosaur adventure + witty, swoony romance + time travel shenanigans
If that sounds fun, you can check it out here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/eli...
So Grace has to:
β’ survive prehistoric predators
β’ stop the timeline from collapsing
β’ keep Ben from dying and then talk him into getting back together
β¦every single day.
No pressure.
Buff and attractive illustration of an Asian man with black hair down on one knee, braced for action and holding a futuristic gun.
Meet Agent Ben Nakamura:
Elite Time Guard agent.
Timeline protector.
Graceβs very complicated boyfriend.
Unfortunately, every time the day resetsβ¦
he forgets theyβre together.
But Grace remembers everything.
Athletic red-haired woman holding a futuristic gun
Meet Dr. Grace Carson:
β’ world-class paleobiologist
β’ stubborn workaholic
β’ reluctant action heroine
β’ currently dying repeatedly in a time loop
All she wanted was to study dinosaurs in peace. π¦
Time Trap follows a paleobiologist studying dinosaurs 66 million years ago but then something goes very wrong with the timeline.
She wakes upβ¦
in the same dayβ¦
again.
And again.
And every reset gets more dangerous.
Important question for the internet:
Do you want Jurassic Park dinosaurs + The Mummy's banter + a Groundhog Day time loop? π¦πβ³
Because thatβs the chaotic energy of my new romantic SF thriller Time Trap.
Kickstarter link: www.kickstarter.com/projects/eli...
If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kΔkΔpΕ chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!
A portrait of a short eared owl face
All of our wildlife patients this year so far have been owls, but this is our first short-eared.
You can help prevent car strikes like this by obeying rural speed limits and not throwing any litter out of cars. Even organics like apple cores attract rodents to roads, which attracts their hunters. πͺΆ
Hawkeye (and the writers room) knew.
I have Ryan Grim blocked everywhere he exists but fwiw:
yes class is weird in Maine.
But it doesn't matter because idk why we're discussing the precise class status of the nazi tattoo guy.
There is not actually a class where that becomes less of a problem.
I worked under a first sergeant in Texas that would have had Platner doing stupid shit like mowing dirt, sweeping the walls, and an unearthly amount of pushups every day until he got that ink removed or he was booted out. And that man was definitely a demon from Hell. Still he had standards.
Strongly recommended!
Book cover for novel Time Trap inset over an image of a hot Asian guy kissing a red-haired woman at an idyllic rocky waterway. Text on the banner reads "Time Trap Romantic Time Travel Adventure." Novel cover has an elasmosaurus rearing out of the water to attack a red-haired woman with a futuristic gun.
Do you want Jurassic Park dinosaurs + The Mummy romance + a Groundhog Day time loop? π¦πβ³
Thatβs the chaotic energy of my new novel Time Trap.
Follow the Kickstarter pre-launch, be one of the first to read it! www.kickstarter.com/projects/eli...
The week's new LGBTQ+ releases in scifi/fantasy/paranormal romance which I reported within the larger New Releases blog post. #booksky #romancelandia
When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.
In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.
In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.
And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.
Letting Fetterman score clean dunks like this is a threat to national security
losing a primary by FIFTY points because you backed ICE should tell everyone where the zeitgeist is right now