If elected, the delightful Reform UK want to ‘rip up’ the equality act that protects people from discrimination in our country. It’s being discussed on BBC Breakfast without anyone even mentioning queer people. What a very alarming place the world is becoming ☹️
To celebrate our love, me and my partner are taking a tour of a rum distillery not far from a prison. This picture was on the website, I assume it’s the robot that will be conducting the tour?
Omigod, OBSESSED
Just came across this while doing some customer insight and OMIGOD THIS IS MY LIFE
And yes, that is me in 1984
Big thoughts today. I never felt like life wouldn’t be complete unless I procreated. Still, children seem to like me and, weirdly, I like them, too. I have to wonder if my recent feelings of purposelessness aren’t tied into this. If there was a little me, would I feel more fulfilled? Discuss.
We lost a lot of queens over the last few years, but I’m genuinely weeping to say that we lost Moira Rose. Catherine O’Hara has been the backbone of weird/dark comedy for generations and I’m sorry to say I feel her loss more even than Victoria Wood. We love you, Moira. I am bereft xxx
My #1 cheer-myself-up-on-the-way-to-work song 🥰
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I distrust any reviewer who describes something as ‘uproarious’. That is all.
Feel like I’ve definitely had some kind of emotional blockage for the last few weeks. But I spent my lunch break doing my washing up while singing all my favourite songs at the top of my lungs… and I don’t know about you Miss Kitty, but now I feel so much yummier
TFW you’re spending Sunday afternoon batch-cooking a stew for the week… and find yourself narrating what you’re doing like you’re Nigella #knobhead
Can confirm though, I think I missed my calling lol
Stroke my hair, please lol. A straight buyer pulled rank on me today - on the words on a queer card… doubly my authority. And did the kind of carpet-pull queer people will understand. Made me feel like absolutely nothing. I berate myself for being in tears, but it’s a bit crap
I feel like Vaeve would love ‘Rockin around the Christmas tree’ lol
It’s my last working day before Chrimbo and I’m dead on my feet. Happy Holidays to all who celebrate!
Love from Peter, Arlast and Vaeve (Rory is fucked on mulled wine, but slurs his well wishes) xx
It’s almost Christmas darlings so I’m watching my fave gateway movie: Frozen. I forgot what a note-perfect romantic comedy it was. And, like all good gays, I’m still obsessed with Let it Go 🥰
KAND FOR PRIME MINISTER! SHE IS NOT FOR TURNING
Arlast always voted Mythical Party, but they too talked a good game, lied to the electorate and turned out to be incompetent and corrupt. So…
Given that I’m trying to promote my budding career as a novelist, it seems inadvisable to get political. But I feel very strongly and generally being unapologetically myself feels right. I’ve voted Labour all my life. Feeling utterly betrayed, can confirm: I now vote Green.
We’re watching Nobody Wants This and I’m still struggling with anyone thinking Kristen Bell is ‘too brash’ for literal anything. Is it just me and my boyfriend not understanding the cultural difference? We wondered if it’s the same as a Muslim dating Nigel Farage…
@garbage.com I still have t received a presale link for the Scarborough gig; is it being sent out soon?
We’re at the freshly re-opened Bradford Science and Media Museum - and there’s an exhibition ALL ABOUT ME!! Lol
Monster munch flavour mayonnaise in Aldi
Really not sure about this mash-up
Patricia Routledge and now Prunella Scales 😔 We lost a couple of true queens recently. Kitty and Sybil, you’ll always be iconic 🤍🤍🤍
Done x
I’m 53,000 words into my new novel. I’ve had a wobble with it, but then waded in and fixed some characterisations (with a horribly dark scene I’m somehow in love with). I have one more story strand to kick off and then we’ll have a book shaping up 😃
Also, I expect your next cover to proudly bear the quote:
“It’s a banger. I’m scarred for life.”
- Bluesky Rando
Another move on for your style, I thought. Loved the multiple perspectives and mixing tenses (smart, given the topic). Beautiful characterisation and dialogue, a real master class. Just… BRUTAL LMAO. Well done, it’s a banger. And I’ll be buying it for everyone this Christmas 😊 x
