If nothing else about karaoke entertains you, then a middle-aged White dude in cowboy boots rapping about life in Compton with all the bitches and hoes will definitely do it.
@acesmellsfunny
Stand-up comedian, actor, and musician Ace Armstrong is a former radio personality who is a mild-mannered attorney by day, but a mildly annoying comedian at night. Check out my debut double album, "Funny/Not Funny" at acearmstrong.bandcamp.com!
If nothing else about karaoke entertains you, then a middle-aged White dude in cowboy boots rapping about life in Compton with all the bitches and hoes will definitely do it.
Today is the day we celebrate the culture of my people.
#NotPolishJustFat
My cat needs an intervention.
I watched the Kid Rock "alternative halftime show" for 30 seconds, and the catalytic converter on my car disappeared.
Today's weather brought to you by Life Choices.
Life Choices: Think About How You Ended Up Living Here.
I'm conscious. My eyes are open.
I think I've done enough for one day.
Texas governor Greg Abbott has banned state employees from using products purchased through Shein, claiming they raise security issues...because the Chinese have a very strong interest in your dress size.
Why does the air hate my face?
I am feeling much less positive today than this song would suggest.
#FDT #NoFascism #NoGestapo #AbolishICE #MusicSky #MusicianSky
Just dropped a new single yesterday:
open.spotify.com/track/60V7Q9...
New single alert! My new song, "Miss America", has just dropped! It is now available wherever you buy/download/stream music.
We can--and must, and will--do better.
#FDT #NoFascism #NewMusic #OriginalMusic #MusicSky #MusicianSky
open.spotify.com/track/60V7Q9...
@listigeplaylists.bsky.social
This administration is getting out of hand. My wife thought it would be sexy to get a Brazilian wax. ICE showed up at our door, trying to deport her vagina.
It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
Of course, Christmas isn't the only holiday. Hannukah is still in effect. Joyful holiday to you no matter what you celebrate!
#HolidayJams #ChristmasComedy
It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
Okay, my procrastinators: your time is now!
#HolidayJams #ChristmasComedy
It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
I, for one, respect all of Santa's hard work and just want to make things a little easier for him.
#HolidayJams
#ChristmasComedy #MusicSky #MusicianSky
It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now I'm hungry.
#HolidayJams
#ChristmasComedy
It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
Somebody snitched on me!
#HolidayJams #ChristmasComedy
It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
Hope your holidays are sustainable and environmentally friendly. (Hey, we can't exchange our planet for a different one!)
#HolidayJams #ChristmasComedy
It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
I hope all of you have a great holiday...although I want some of you to have it somewhere else.
#HolidayJams #ChristmasComedy
It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
Hoping you all have that holly, jolly yuletide glow!
#HolidayJams #ChristmasComedy
youtu.be/t039p6xqutU?...
Delightfully creepy, if you ask me.
Which is also how I describe myself on dating apps.
It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
Are you ready for Christmas? OH, YEAH!
#HolidayJams #ChristmasComedy
What I learned today: I no longer have a working CD player anywhere in my house.
#2000CalledAndWantTheirTechBack
It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
Just a friendly reminder about a guy who sees you when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake, and isn't creepy or weird at all.
#HolidayJams #ChristmasComedy
It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
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#HolidayJams #ChristmasComedy
#MusicSky
It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
When it comes to holiday plans, I think Tom Lehrer had the right idea.
#HolidayJams #ChristmasComedy
#happyhannukah
It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
Don't you hate it when Santa stands you up?
#HolidayJams #ChristmasComedy
#MusicSky
Sometimes the gift you get is because you're on the naughty list. Sometimes the gift you get puts you on the naughty list.
It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
All of my cousins say we have one of these, but I have yet to meet him.
#HolidayJams #ChristmasComedy #MusicSky