Phones are so far along at this point, it’s hard to come out with a feature that feels really innovative. This feels like that.
14.03.2026 04:32
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Phones are so far along at this point, it’s hard to come out with a feature that feels really innovative. This feels like that.
Whores
Really awful dream. Now I’m awake and unable to turn off the voice in my head telling me how worthless I really am. It’s hard to shake it off when you wake up having felt like you really lived that experience.
Clever girl
And bald like baby and Raphael.
A knit balaclava that looks like the Ninja Turtle, Raphael, on a baby’s head. The baby is probably a bald, like Taylor and Raphael.
No, I found the true solution:
I wish I were closer. I saw Cole in the original run, not sure who will be in the tour, but seeing that in November. So many Marys I wanted to see, but couldn’t. 😩😩
Bowl of fried potatoes
Fried potatoooooooooes with shallots, garlic, rosemary, and chives.
I’m pregnant with a potato baby.
That’s what happens when you are in charge of the dumb gay slut factory, what did you expect?
Bald and bearded man with horseshoe septum piercing, a Super Mario Bros tshirt and wearing a backpack.
Happy Mario Day! (Gosh, I miss that septum piercing)
Ok, but now I want a bacon cheeseburger
Oh lawd.
I got this for FedEx on Friday and when I clicked on the map, it just took me to a blank FedEx page… no map.
10/10, no notes.
We had shark coochie tonight too!
Double penetration?!?
Get these cookies!!!!
**walks naked in front of your window **
LABEL THIS!!!!!
Cookie sheet with 11 ginger molasses cookies.
Ginger molasses cookies. A light crisp on the outside, soft and chewy in the middle, I nailed this cookie.
lol, as soon as I hit post, I was like, “ugh, you should have put the homemade at the top,
Bozo.”
Come on over.
One avocado toast in your face hole, coming right up!
avocado toast on ciabatta with confit egg yolk, bacon, micro kale, parmesan, sunflower seeds, and chives on a teal plate
The reason we will never own a home: avocado toast on ciabatta with confit egg yolk, bacon, micro kale, parmesan, sunflower seeds, and chives (homemade)
Man with hands behind his head, bare chest and hairy pits
I watch Starfleet Academy for the pits… I’m sorry, I mean the nips… I’m sorry, I mean the pits NO the plot the plot… and the plot is pits and nips.
Oooooh, I want a blue ribbon burger now!!!
When someone said, “Until the room stinks,” this is not what they meant.
Know this all too well. We leased a Volvo S60 years back and it was cheaper to turn it in 3 months early rather than pay for the tires that were needed.
