Haiku

The Midnight - 'Summer's Ending Soon' (Official Visualizer) YouTube video by TheMidnightVEVO

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If I ever get trapped in Vecna’s world, this is the song that will lead me to the exit.

Pretty sure this was a scam actually I forgot that the top option on Google can’t be trusted anymore.

The representative asked me to list what medications I'm on and then asked what they're for. I am not alone in the room and was not prepared for this conversation! 😱😭🤐

Instead, a screen popped up saying "Congratulations, you qualify! A representative will call you to go over options." And then my phone started ringing. THIS IS MY MILLENIAL NIGHTMARE WHY WAS I NOT WARNED THAT THIS IS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.

Been putting off signing up for ACA since I got laid off but money is tight and COBRA is expensive so I went to the website. Plugged in my info, including phone number and expected 2026 income. Expected to see a list of options on my computer screen. I could research on my own what's best for me.

He was BORN a ghost? That’s a clever way to get around the idea that a baby had to die for a ghost baby to exist. #LuigisMansion

This is what it’s like to live in Chicago.

I’m sort of just running around the world and taking photos of cool scenery.
It would be fun to revisit some games I’ve already finished and just take screenshots in photo mode! Breath of the Wild and Mario Odyssey come to mind.
Ooh and Mario Kart World free roam.

I just want to explore on foot but the horse keeps trying to trample me!

It’s a beautiful world to immerse yourself in. Somewhere I’d love to travel in real life. I mean maybe minus the threat of the colossi.

I’ve given Shadow of the Colossus a few tries since it was originally released and never quite got the hype for it. I’m giving it another shot now and I’m stoned and I think I GET IT. This game is actually pretty cool. It’s just so pretty to look at. Granted, I’m playing the remaster.

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My second time!

I’m having a “What a week, huh?” - “Lemon, it’s Wednesday” kinda few days. 🫩

Me in 1999: Ugh I HATE having to hear the DK Rap every time I play Donkey Kong 64. At least I never have to hear it again after I finish this game.
Me in 2025: 🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉

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🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩
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Are they running out of normal 5-letter words or what

You’re too sweet! 😘

Super Mario Bros was released the same month I was born, September 1985, and yet the milestones always seem to sneak up on me. 40 years of me and Super Mario next month! ✌🏻

She just wanted to show you her box.

People trying to make sense of the Mario and Donkey Kong timeline since Pauline is a child in Donkey Kong Bananza is so funny to me. Like the people trying to connect the Zelda games and when something doesn’t fit, it must be an alternate timeline or some shit.
Nintendo doesn’t care about continuity

This is basically what I used Mario Paint for when I was a kid and I thought I was so edgy and creative. I’m not proud of it now but if I knew how easy it would be to save and share this creation with the world in 2025, my inner 9-year-old would be disappointed with me if I didn’t do that.

A beast in repose

Call box covered in spiders and spider webs

Hey um… Can you please just come out and let me in?

Stud! 😘

Ingredients on a bottle of hot sauce: Gaujillo pepper, apocalypse scorpion, chocolate bhutlah, death spiral, fresnos, jalapeños, onion, garlic, lime, honey, pure capsaicin, vinegar and seasonings

Some of these ingredients are made up, right? Wasn’t Apocalypse Scorpion a vehicle in F-Zero? And Death Spiral a track from F-Zero?

I’m enjoying Mario Kart World, but my favorite tracks from Mario Kart 8 were the F-Zero, Zelda, and Animal Crossing tracks, and it’s baffling to me that they haven’t just branched out and made a Nintendo Kart or Super Smash Kart. Instead of a 16th version of Bowser’s Castle, why not give us Norfair?

Was not sure if that would qualify as a clear… 😮‍💨 #MarioKartWorld

*me skipping the award ceremony whenever I finish with anything less than gold in Mario Kart World*
“We don’t celebrate mediocrity.”

The segments in Mario Kart World where you’re driving on the surface of the water make me want a new Wave Race game real bad.

My “I’m officially old” moment: I do not at all relate with the person for whom this ad is intended.

I feel like I could have been a theater kid in an alternate universe and I wonder how that me is doing.