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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch

@murderinalgiers

Theatre tech, extreme music fanatic and vinyl collector. Indoctrinating your children. Left is best.

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Watching people I went to high-school with posting increasingly radicalized content on FB because theyre sick of pedophiles and wars in the Middle East

13.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The AI future is doing 80% less work on processing information and +200% work on infosec so you're netting less work overall but it's infinitely more annoying.

13.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The completely unsubstantiated but believable rumor around town is that the Secretary of War [sic] was asked by his class not to attend Princeton Reunions.

13.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Kristi Noems husband 10 days after they get a dog from the pound

13.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1913 πŸ” 246 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 4

This was the obvious next step

12.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is an insane thing to say when the Democrats bankrolled the genocide

12.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Abstention is a vote for trump, voting for Harris but not doing so enthusiastically is a vote for Trump, criticizing the Dems "hide and cry" strategy a year after the election is a vote for Trump, acknowledging poor people exist is a vote for Trump, Baltimore backing out of the Crosby trade is a vot

12.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 817 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 1
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12.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is like when Trump was yapping about how Cali should use ocean water to fight the fires

12.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lot of words just to say you're a shitlib

12.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And you would describe your political alignment as what, an enlightened centrist?

12.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh you sweet summer child. Cute.

12.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact liberals will actually shrivel up and die if they dont spend all day acting superior to everyone else

12.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today's Bluesky Lib Post of the Day

12.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(πŸŽ₯ LCI πŸ‡«πŸ‡·)

12.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 17889 πŸ” 7094 πŸ’¬ 612 πŸ“Œ 568

timothee chalamet was right that everyone who does opera should be arrested or whatever he said

12.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

All these guys look exactly how you think they would

12.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

20% of world chili supply cut off with closure of Strait of Hormel

12.03.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 431 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
This Weeks Onion Magazine: Still Supreme! Iran’s New Supreme Leader Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei On Faith, Fitness, And Supremely Good Sex After 50

This Weeks Onion Magazine: Still Supreme! Iran’s New Supreme Leader Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei On Faith, Fitness, And Supremely Good Sex After 50

This Weeks Onion Magazine: Still Supreme! Iran’s New Supreme Leader Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei On Faith, Fitness, And Supremely Good Sex After 50

12.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 2753 πŸ” 270 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 2
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this is still the realest thing ever said about america

12.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 10872 πŸ” 1653 πŸ’¬ 176 πŸ“Œ 130

On Paramount/WB: "I’m not here to break any news, so put your pens down. I’ll reiterate what I said: this is not a done deal. My office has an open investigation. Taking a close look is appropriate and we will."

12.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao fuck off

10.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jeffries calling anyone unqualified is a farce

09.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well he fucking sucks

09.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

09.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 19382 πŸ” 4856 πŸ’¬ 234 πŸ“Œ 142
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lol

09.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 10525 πŸ” 1427 πŸ’¬ 577 πŸ“Œ 219

I cannot fathom why anyone thinks Buttigieg is a good candidate for literally anything

09.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Im moving to Antarctica

09.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LOL y’all suck

09.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh good, more VC douche bags getting their fingers in everything.

09.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0