Big Al Sweeney

Hey gimme a call when ya need those EARS LOWERED 😎🤙✂️💇‍♂️🐪

Just saw Mr Magoo at da airport… MFer accidentally got on a plane thinking it was a 3D movie theater 🙅‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Went to the Dr for my physical and he asked about my diet
“What’re ya eating these days” he asks me
“Oh you know I try to have a salad with every meal” I says
He replies with
“Oh yeah?? Potato or Macaroni??”
Ya CANT say that!! 🤦‍♂️

Anyone do any funny bits lately?

I gave Left Shark a haircut. He tried to pull a fast one on me and claimed to be right shark. I know my Sharks, buddy. Ya can’t get passed Big Al.

I could’a swore I just saw all the kids from that Doug Funnie kid’s class run out into the night, never to return just now. I gotta lay off’a the teal juice!

Misplaced my clippers.

I could probly squeeze one more round’a pretend outta me but after that I gotta hit the hay. I’m bushed over here.

Sorry I meant I’m doin a ad for “Jeans 2”. It’s da sequel to Jeans.

Givin a haircut to a labubu

I’m doin a ad for jeans too by da way.

That Doug Funnie kid came bursting into the shop today while I was on the John. He stormed in and ripped my shirt off and slapped my bare belly and everything. It was awful. I never should’ve loaned him my Viva La Bam tapes.

I’m giving’ a haircut to Ecco the Dolphin tomorrow. I dunno how to even prep for dis one frankly.

Today I gave a haircut to Allen Strange from the old Nickelodeon show “The Journey of Allen Strange”. He came in early and read through all my barber waiting room magazines by putting his hand on them and absorbing the knowledge within. I gotta get new magazines now. Nice kid.

It’s nearly midnight. You know what that means 😎🫵

Had a weird BM on Saturday and frankly it ruined the whole holiday weekend.

I LOVE cuttin’ hair!!

I dunno about you but I definitely did NOT practice mindful eating today 🤦‍♂️

Who up thinking about #buffaloWings

I wonder what my old friend Draculas been up to. I should really give the guy a call!!

Now like THIS post if ya ever had Buffalo Wings that made ya go “woah mama!! Now those are great Buffalo Wings!!”

Like this post if ya ever got a haircut that made ya go “Holy Smokes! What a bad haircut I just got!!”

Like this post if ya ever got a haircut ya liked a whole lot.

I gave Moo Deng a haircut for her Easter brunch. What a class act.

Oh marone, Georgie baby for the love of Pete gimme your barbers number. I just wanna talk!!

The answer to today’s wordle is: “Bussin’”

Retweet if you think Buffalo Wings “kick ass”.

Happy Fat Tuesday!! Or as I like to call it… TUESDAY 🤣😜🤭
Nah I’m just havin fun here. Hey between you, me, and my waistline… I’m doin PRETTY alright

Now, where’d I leave that BIG MAC🤫

I wish I had a can of soda pop right now.

If anyone eats buffalo wings let me know.