Regina 🦇🕸️

I’ve noticed that I’ve become very stressed since they took Friends off Netflix.

Desperately trying to reduce my stress - had two bouts of thrush, two colds and impetigo in 2 months. And I think I'm developing a third cold.

My second job has now become very, very unfun and stressful. If management is in and you're not doing anything for a second, you're slacking.

At least teachers never say “you won’t always have a calculator in your pocket” anymore because like 7 year olds have iPhones.

I wish I had health-craving tastebuds. Tried almonds, don't like them (only like them covered in chocolate). Tried a vegetable gyoza with wheat noodles and numerous other ingredients and didn't like that.

Wish I got the chicken curry.

Me: I need happy music

Spotify: no

Ordered a McDonalds Friends meal and they forgot the toy.

"I would date worm but it would be hard" - my boyfriend

I have rosacea and Red Nose Day is a mockery of my culture

So many pregnancy adverts on Facebook and I’ve not produced a single baby

I’m not a man or bald but one of my favourite Reddit communities is r/bald

Yesterday I thought I saw someone who also had rosacea but turns out she was just wearing blush

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

Friends is such a comfort blanket TV show and I’m excited that McDonald’s are doing these promotions. Got Rachel and Monica earlier, now just need a Phoebe and a Ross (we have a Chandler) 🥹

MSN headlines always be talking about inescapable doom but nothing ever happens.

They’re not even dimly lit bulbs. They’re smashed bits of glass at the bottom of the box.

Poseurs need to find somewhere to pose. Saw a comment in there about how it's actually "poser" because "we're not English" which is HILARIOUS because "poseur" is not only correct, but a French term.

Most of them are metalheads, anyway. There's a whole thread based around people's favourite bands and I've only seen metal/other so far.

Keep trying to link it between Gothic architecture and the Germanic tribe. You could not know a damn thing about either and it wouldn't affect you listening to a genre of music.

jEsUs dYiNg FoR oUr sInS iS PreTtY gOtH

The ridiculous amount of people who think that goth (the post-punk subculture) in that daft GACC FB group has anything directly to do with Catholicism is absolutely ridiculous.

At least with some things, you could take medicines and get better but with colds you just suffer.

If I had one wish, I wouldn’t hesitate to eradicate all cold, flu, COVID, or just general diseases from the earth.

Can’t wait for my initials to not be SS

You feel okay sitting down and resting when you’ve got a cold until you start walking about, and then the tiredness and the dizziness sets in and you think “never mind”.

Horror Vacui really are one of the best deathrock bands.

Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio) YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

Not students putting a single name (and their English name when they’re Chinese at that) on their parcel with no address and just… expecting it to find their way to them if they don’t pick it up. Come on.

Is it me or are people who post the front of their house on Facebook and say they've just moved in, complete with having their setting sets to 'public' asking for trouble? Might as well post your address.

So if someone said you were a “she”, you just wouldn’t correct them?