Franken Phil

Find yourself someone as much as Bolsonaro loves being in the hospital

It's perfectly fine if you don't get blown up.

Opening a Spirit Halloween in the Strait of Hormuz.

CNN is going to be turned into State sponsored media mainly for purposes of propaganda, sure, but the lesser reason is that the Trump administration is full of cable News flunkies who want a job lined up for when they're ousted.

What if Iran had the Infinity Gauntlet?

That's close to a textbook definition of a war crime.

my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.

My power's been out since 9 pm last night due to a storm, and my battery is holding out at 18%. Fellas, it's been good to know ya.

Everybody gangsta until they start mining the Strait.

I had trouble wrapping my head around how a suspect was a convicted terrorist, but I think I've got it now.

During the George Floyd protests they talked about cutting back on copaganga shows, and then went in the opposite direction.

New Fast and Furious movie where they have to steal an oil tanker and drive it through Hormuz.

The US is halo dropping Clavicular into Iran to face mog the Ayatollah.

"Whoa, dude, this Sleep Soda is making me sleepy."

Mulder and Scully duke it out in the octagon.

Dark Brandon returns.

They should simply do a sick jump off a ramp.

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

Good thing we're blowing up oil fields.

Don't bully me, I'll cum.

Imagine doing this for the Boston Bombers, (which they kind of did).

paul Lockhart 1971 youtube video dog on the tyne lindusfarne old gray whistle test

how the fuck is this not Conan doing a bit

Squash courts have giant glass walls for viewing and then no viewing areas to watch because no one wants to watch that, and because anyone can see in you can see that they're always empty.

People complain about pickleball courts, but squash courts take up enough space for a house so that maybe 8 middle-aged yuppies can get a few minutes of exercise.

I don't like those odds.

I can't wait for another Venture Capitalist to have all my personal information.