tristan

#YoungAndTurntWednesday

bought another box of girl scout cookies from work opp

lemon ……

bought girl scout cookies from my work nemesis

i learned banishing spell

baby i work at the factory honey

yes i’m “shawty” yes iam a 6’1” man and here is why that’s a good thing

whatever man [mutates]

heathcliff it’s me i’m cathy i’ve come home and i’m so cold let me in your window

#HiHowie

DEAD IN ALL TIMELINES

Jesus will return in Avengers: Endgame

i’m in an isolationship

[slightly dimmed light over my character indicates sidequest has been accepted but no progress has been made]

in a better world there is someone who plays the new resident evil with me and takes the controller when i get too scared

stop taking clippings of me to grow your own tristan at home

#mudnation

a miraculous thing happening at the laundromat where everyone is in my way all at the same time

everyone wanna summon but no one wanna banish

this is detective hunty speaking what is your current lituation ?

yes baby it’s me i’m learning banishing spells

[imprisons you in an infernal chamber]

and now i can’t banish

google search banishing
google search banishing spell
google search banishing spell of fortune too much

i summoned too many things can someone help

i’m the teacher now what i say goes

we are literally creatives ok

R !!!! [loud incorrect buzzer]

i am excited for you good fortune is incoming

yassnado !