Gwen🏳️‍⚧️

That's a good idea.

Oh you won an argument? With me? An idiot? Good job buddy

The parents in the study were interested in the toy's potential to teach language and communication skills. However, their children frequently struggled to converse with it. Gabbo didn't hear their interruptions, talked over them, could not differentiate between child and adult voices and responded awkwardly to declarations of affection. When one five-year-old said, "I love you," to the toy, it replied: "As a friendly reminder, please ensure interactions adhere to the guidelines provided. Let me know how you would like to proceed."

This is so tragic it's actually incredibly funny

Oomf still calls it “Terok Nor”🫢

New sport I just invented: intimate frisbee. Have you ever felt like throwing a disk at someone wasn't… sensual enough?

It’s almost as if @aaron.bsky.team cares more about rapists and misogynists than victims. Odd.

Littel woodland creatures: “I'm a holeowner :D”

Wait a minute… I've been saying this lately (“Relax, oomf”) in the same way they say it in Sealab. I wanna say the one with the Tribbles?

Who else born in the 1000s?🖐️🙂

How many Popes? How many would speak languages no longer spoken today? How many had no progeny?

That would be most famous and important people from world history covered I think.

*revives all humans from the past five hundred years*

Invented a new word: “traumacident”. I think it will be good.

It's #BlockYourOomfieSaturday!

You're probably correct…

Unable to solve a Roblox cube.

Woag… oomfie has a flatscreen TV… :o

I have a playlist with Always Sunny season 1-12 episodes playing in random order, and it gave me the two-parter Mac and Charlie Die one after the other!

I've probably not held a tooth since I lost my last milk tooth.

Now it's been a while, but I did not remember Qui-Gon and Ace Ventura in the last Dirty Harry.

I washed my blåhaj the other day, still smells good c:

Good meow-meow!

New concept: karaocake. It's where you have cake and then you also sing karaoke.

Could someone explain to me how the village next one over has a dozen hairdressers, with new salons still opening from time to time? One theory I've heard is that old people go once a week, it's when they get it washed.

was kim possible a real lady?

Had been doing so well for a long stretch of time, but my stomach is making itself known every day now :(

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

I need a laser to smile.

If I had a gf, she'd be someone's daughter.

Simply Gwen