Couch potato
13.03.2026 12:24
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Couch potato
…and I fell asleep and at 1am he pounced me because I forgot to give him a bed time snack
Privacy please!
It’s been 5 days and I’m at the “I will die for you kid” stage
Waiting for him to ask for Fiji water
the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.
trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️
republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️
“sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️
naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️
villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️
powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️
list goes on
With the brief hiatus to #ffxiv due to pc issues take a Jet pic instead
Today I just found out that cats with floppy ears are extremely trendy and expensive to purchase
Someone though I spent a thousand dollars on a cat
I found him in joys old house
I have decreed his name is Jet Hemmingway since his little ears are always on "airplane mode"
*pig
I was told Jet (I am still trying to figure out a first name) looks like quote “ah oversized Guinea Pug”
So I was trying to make a "Joy" based OC of a much older puglist who was similar to Rix but more "mature". I liked the idea of having her with an eyepatch and scars on her face (Joy is a bit scarred up in the face) and white highlights (because shes not 100% void). 1/
#FFXIVAFTERDARK #FFXIVNSFW
Goodnight world
Atleast I know how to cook
I got a lil baker!!!!! Poor guy is depressed but he’s baking biscuits in my dirty laundry!
Welcome home!
New OC just dropped!
And I woke up sick.
So no pc and now sick and cold
*cries*
I am not legit allowed to have anything good happen to me in my life
NOM NOM
Nature is healing
I brought joys stuff out of storage
What the fuck…now they are also offering a foster with a black tripod kitty missing her front left leg like Rix
At this point I’m ending up with a foster Saturday so there’s a new OC coming soon
Little guy lost his mommy, super depressed/wont eat and diabetic so he’s coming home for 3-4 months!
Habemus Cattum!
fucking end me and I came back to this mess willingly (for an extreme pay raise though because they were desperate)
At this point I am subconsciously trying to get fired I think...as my first thought was:
"Oh what the fuck did you just do"
Me: So here at (Agency and Location) continue to support the DoD (Department of Defense) by issuing NFRs to...
SES: Excuse me...what was the department's name again?...its not defense its war.
Me: Ok it could be the Department of kittens and rainbows but until congress approves that its still DoD
Burn it all to the ground
#FFXIV #Bpose
