Alright explain
19.10.2023 02:52
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Alright explain
Does intermittent fasting still count of you eat your boogers?
Lmao finally remembered my password. Sup losers
One day they will build a homemade submarine to go see the wreckage
Can’t get any notes done because they blocked chatgpt from the hospital computers
Probably
I’m gonna keep it real with you guys, I don’t even know
Call my dick lebron the way it’s always dribbling
How do guys do jiujitsu or wrestling with other guys without getting hard?
Rip to Fortunato but I would have gotten out from behind that wall no problem
The soy “get better sleep hygiene” vs the chad “do ambien”
Y’all ever see the ending of The Mist??
It would be an honor to raise and lower your bed so you would be uncomfy
Airbud would have been amazing at dogfights
opening up a submarine ride that goes to observe the wreckage of the submarine that went to observe the wreckage of the titanic
She’s gonna be too smart for me. I hope she into adorably stupid guys
I was planning on just saying hi. She’s like 5-6 my senior but i mean…
Matched on a dating app with an attending at the hospital i’m doing a SubI at. Should I pretend it never happened or?
Just learned about periods. How could god do this to women??!
Who’s that?
It’s short for “Greek God Apollo”
It’s just one of my many skills you know
*At a museum*
Tour guide: this rock is millions of years old
Crowd *losers*: wow!
Me *in the back very smart 180 IQ*: technically all rocks are 4.5 billion years old
Your mom
My urethra so tight it comes out like a mist
Morty is short for Mortyferth
He’s my bestie
Awww fake tears