𝓵𝓪 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓪 ∴🕸️

What yall cooking for #GRAMMYs night?

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Shit so crazy rn, I had to pour up and I was doing good smh

Literally!!! This country is COOKED. DEEP FRIED.

And the DOJ site has THE NERVE to ask a nigga if we’re 18 or older to view the files

Nigga them pedos were raping girls under the age of 18. Ion wanna hear it

Bovino is getting pulled out of Minneapolis!! Good!

Dallas is so funny bc what do you mean we’ve been calling our winter storms “Dallaska” since 2021 😭😭😭😭😭

I’m so mf mad about this shit dog. I’m talking about fuming. The time for tears is long over

The man killed by a US Border Patrol officer in Minneapolis was an ICU nurse, family says Family members say the man who was killed by a federal officer in Minneapolis was an intensive care nurse at a U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs hospital who cared deeply about people and was upset ...

“As of Saturday evening, the family said they had still not heard from anyone at a federal law enforcement agency about their son’s death.”

Tried to write “fuck ICE” in the snow, and lo and behold… Dallaska is in full effect. That shit was frozen solid 😭

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Not my living room lamp trynna flicker

Oh they are absolutely gonna give Kristi Noem the chair after this. She just said that the deceased was there with intentions to k*ll ICE agents

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Didn’t think I’d really get to see an official civil war in my lifetime but here we are

Our version of the Nuremberg Trials are gonna go so crazy omg

A hugeeeee part of the problem. It might trigger a civil war, but they (dems) gotta start playing the same game

The federal government violates the constitution every damn day… INCLUDING TODAY. None of that matters. It’s time.

Possession of a firearm is not justification for extrajudicial execution

TIM WALZ NEEDS TO DEPLOY THE NATIONAL GUARD TO PROTECT HIS CITIZENS… AND I MEAN NOW!!!!!!

@governorwalz.mn.gov

Oh I def need to get goosed on soon bc why is YB starting to look a lil cute to me…….

My mind gone

Actually yeah let me just go back to blocking people lol. I’m not about to argue about that shit.

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Trying to draft an email to US Customs (for work) and my laptop started seizing up

Oh this is gold! 😅😂🤣

Yes!!!! We need more of this!!!

New header alert 🤭

I hate that I can see into the future like this lmaooo

Oh lawd

AF1 had to turn around due to technical issues.

Hopefully it’s a ploy to make them get on the other plane so it can crash in an open field somewhere.

If we see Ted Cruz at the airport this week, just know we are absolutely gonna be fucked with this winter storm😭

I’m on the “but I’m holding the nastiest angle” side of TikTok and I can’t get enough of it! It’s my favorite trend right now 😭😭

Yesterday at the MLK parade

I know why but nigga PLEASE. My nervous system is already shot