Jason

There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

A) So much for drawing down the “war”.

B) Hegseth is that executive that everyone knows has no idea what he’s talking about, so he just speaks in superlatives and buzzwords until his allotted time is filled.

Reddit users really enjoy telling people they are wrong with no counterpoints or explanation. Just pure strain contrarianism.

“I made ice today by freezing water.”
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-> “Nah, that’s not how that works.”

With the addition of “grizzly” or “teddy”, yes. I think people tend to avoid just “bear” if you are straight.

TSLA Revenue Reports: We missed on every possible metric.

*Stocks starts to decline*

Elon: We are 2 months away from making a robot that makes mediocre lattes and only works on the moon. We will not show it to you.

*Stock stops dropping*

Elon: It uses A.I.!

*Stock soars*

Mar 10 is a yearly reminder that Nintendo is just the worst when it comes to putting things on sale.

Were they really waiting for instructions after “watching our country get bombed, our leader killed, and 100+ school children murdered”?

Sorry, all I had on me was indigestion.

Oil just went up $16 per barrel in an hour. That seems bad.

This is a good day to remember multiple efforts to get rid of the time change have stalled in Congress despite overwhelming support because a cadre of billionaires don’t directly benefit from getting rid of it. Meanwhile, a thousand other things that most of the country hate get fast-tracked.

UConn’t lose to an 11-19 team and expect to get a 1 seed.

Tell us again how great the GOP/Turnip are at “the economy” again.

Can we find this bitch in the Epstein files, please?

Just saw a video calling Sam Altman a “boot sommelier”. Gonna keep that one in my back pocket.

What could possibly be causing this supposed “Male Loneliness Epidemic”? The world may never know.

I made money in college by writing (under a pseudonym) for a wrestling magazine.

Imagine putting a metaphorical finger in the air and assessing, “Mmm, yes, cancel culture. That’s the thing on everyone’s minds right now.”

I’m at the Applebee’s
I’m at the IHOP
I’m really going to need someone to come get me. I have no idea how I got here and I’m quite scared.

I think one of the things that bothers me the most about the way Polymarket presents itself to the world is that it's adopted the language of journalism to make itself sound more legitimate. Like look at this post from yesterday morning incorrectly "projecting" the winner.

It works with any Ayatollah! Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi. As we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.

one of the few true claims regarding the economy Trump has been able to make is Retail Gas was down since he took office -- it is no longer true as of today - average price has gone from $2.80 to $3.11 since 1/9

Warnings to citizens to evacuate 3 days into this war, when airspace is closed, is a clear sign of ZERO strategy and planning by the Trump admin.

Now Americans have limited options to evacuate at an extremely dangerous moment with no government assistance. This admin is failing its citizens.

I know this isn’t generally what people on here generally want to be talking about, but good god is today going to be a bloodbath on the market, unless “buy the dip” people show up once the markets start.

So real. We got W's dumb Middle East war, Nixon's dirty tricks, Harding's corruption, Reagan's random adventures in Central America, Andrew Johnson's brutish and dumb "white working class" racism...

Pedophiles bombing schools. Waiting for the “won’t someone think of the children” crowd to chime in.

I feel like I’m confusing memes.

Ya down with GPT?

“Great question! If you want to know if I approve of —or am “down with”—GPT you should consider if any of the following applies:

- you know me

- I’m a homie

By these standards I would qualify!

Would you like a list of other things I’m down with?”