Nooooooooo
12.03.2026 23:15
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Nooooooooo
I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS
A picture of a panini advertised by a restaurant called WOW French Tacos, which the Deliveroo app has placed in the “Burgers” category.
Okay… this is neither a taco nor French. Nor a burger, for that matter.
Pretty sure this is a picture of a panini. Panino. That Italian sandwich thing. Not a taco.
“The light is better here.”
Darth Sloth
Could not convince her to eat it, alas.
Mmmm….chicken Starburst…
Knorr chicken bouillon cube in an orange wrapper
My daughter, passing by: “Why is there a Starburst on the counter?”
Just started “Release That Witch”. Some of the Chinese stuff is intense (see also: Lord of Mysteries).
You feel pretty freaked out?
Urgh… 🤢
Agatha Christie
Madeleine L’Engel
Lauren Childs
Janet Evanovich
Beatrix Potter
Can definitely recommend Childs’ YA “Ruby Redfort” series.
Honourable mention to Susannah Clarke - she’s only written three books but I have all of them.
I know Hopkins is completely lacking all shame and self-awareness. But surely at some point some part of the brain might suggest that describing one’s weird fantasy of fellating Donald Trump to a worldwide audience isn’t the best idea?
Give RFK Jr some time and he’ll turn that around.
A lot of them don’t anymore, because the Reagan years and after pushed the “we don’t want our taxes paying for nice things free to the public” line so hard those nice things went away.
But I have no idea what the person posting that picture was after.
My guess: “I’m not saying I want anything from you but once I start paying for your HRT you’ll owe me so…”
Not sure which answer you would prefer…
“Are the online bank statements compatible with Lotus 1-2-3?”
Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.
Okay!
< off to enjoy it while juggling chainsaws in heavy traffic >
During coffee: awww yeaahhh
Just hypothetically, how would one enjoy it “irresponsibly”?
This is why I fill the support column for my mailbox with nitroglycerin.
This doesn’t seem very “mutual”.
Hello British people! Would you like to vomit uncontrollably? Then watch this segment from The Daily Show on 15-minute cities.
Starts out fine. Then Katie Hopkins appears. Then it just gets worse. The last minute or so may require therapy to erase. You have been warned.
youtu.be/cu6ozB7mKDQ?...
Foreigners are apparently committing genocide by <checks notes> existing near me?
I’m sure it’s not the first time he’s said “B 12” to someone.
Let us not forget the glorious weirdness of the show “Lexx”, and Curry’s expert scenery chewing as Poet Man. It is a thing of wonder.
youtu.be/KFmWfkI_FbE
