Dennis

Maybe the moon looks beautiful because it’s so far

𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

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jealous of how plants just die when something is slightly wrong

two people had sex and now i’m fighting for my life everyday

The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never allow the dumbest member of the herd to lead them.

The average lifespan is 77. Middle age isn't 50, it's 38.

The guy who spelled pneumonia pknew pnothing.

We should just cancel April Fools this year. Ain’t no prank topping reality.

Religious people are the most dangerøus people on earth.

Religion is a smart business idea. they sell an invisible product, and if it doesn’t work they blame it on the customer.

normalize not talking to coworkers at all

Sweden is 80% Atheist. Imagine an entire country without morals! And they have one of the lowest crime rates in the world. Guess religion isn't important.

18,000 suicides in 2026 already

I lost my faith in geography the day I discovered Iceland is green and Greenland is mostly ice.

I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers

unpopular opinion: I actually do not desire to see technology advance any further ..

I mean…we can’t ALL go to prison if we refuse to pay taxes. If 30 million just said “nope” what are they going to do

I always thank myself for not watching the last 3 episodes of HIMYM

Honestly I am anguished they are not

Chase everything you want except love and death. They will find you when it’s time!

No complains today!

We need more posts about reading books, holding hands, and worshipping the dark lord.