Jo

[Pictionary timer buzzes]

Picasso: it was a cow

Me: it certainly the fuck was not

And I’ll bet they’d know the frosted poptarts are bad for your health, too.

*cracks knuckles* uninventing poptarts is gonna be bad for yours.

Why isn't a fleet of helicopters just called hellacopters

I’ve told you 300 times, put butter on them! Then we will see who cheers!!!

Not for 3 more years, duhhh

Then there would never be frosted poptarts!!

Lmaoooo

Yeah!

Hell yeah!!

🤝🏻

🤝🏻

Incredible turn of events!

What if you invented something you’re really proud of and then all the villagers said it’s from the devil :(

They need to use their words!

excellent!

oh hell yeah

Yooo, I heard Bluesky is evil now.

She had legs AND a voice at the end of the movie yanno

It's valid to tell people "I have plans" if your plans are to sit on your couch. That's a type of plans

“Hahaha, of course I’m not a witch,” I laugh, then sneeze and burst into a dozen bats.

That’s a different princess, Slim!!

She’s a mermaid

centipede: *walking by*

Ariel: whoa what’d you trade

We love you!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking nightmare world.

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

When there are no consequences for the last bad thing, you'll get a next worse thing.

me: *googling symptoms*

webmd: you’re being murdered

murderer: see i told you

[releases helium-filled heart balloon]

Me: You're free now

Balloon: Ima choke a bird