Idk if all sermons are like that or just the 90s presbyterian ones
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Idk if all sermons are like that or just the 90s presbyterian ones
You're not wrong
This sounds very like a sermon or perhaps a short religious booklet
I don't have a window so I check the panda cam for weather and even the panda is hiding in a corner
Gross
Okay I have ordered a whole new pair of earbuds from a different brand. Hopefully these arrive in the estimated time frame!
It's been three weeks since I ordered the new tips for my earbuds and the order still is in "order received" status. Do we think they just . . . aren't going to fill that order
Okay I am taking the Flonase and am monitoring myself for signs of wanting to fight my coworkers over Post-It Notes
Hmm, does the artist have a particular groove that can narrow it down? Action, romance, fashion, cover art?
<333 I have a whole *thing* about kudos ratio inflation but yes, 31 people at least made it to the end!
Look, it's clear that this fic is For about three people, but hey! You might be one of the three.
Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV) Relationship: Shane Hollander/Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble Additional Tags: League-Mandated Dubious Consent Cock Cages Corporal Punishment Fluff Alternate Universe Double Penetration Language: English Stats: Published:2026-03-11Words:5,003Chapters:1/1Comments:8Kudos:30Bookmarks:3Hits:454 Designated Penalty siegeofangels
For the morning crowd: new fic!
"I can’t get over the juxtaposition of the tags ‘League-Mandated Dubious Consent’ and ‘Fluff’ but goddamn if that isn’t exactly what this is." - one commenter
archiveofourown.org/works/81045616
Lmk if u need anything!
Aw he likes it there
let him out
a screenshot from wunderground. I have circled that it is 84 degrees now, and tomorrow there will be snow in the afternoon. I have added the insightful commentary "the fuuuuck"
oh DUH I gotta tag the DP, I was honestly stressing about the title having the initials DP and making sure I included the actual act
this is my sixty-ninth fic but there is no actual sixty-nining in it.
Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV) Relationship: Shane Hollander/Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble Additional Tags: League-Mandated Dubious Consent, Cock Cages, Corporal Punishment, Fluff, Alternate Universe Language: English Stats: Published:2026-03-11 Words:5,003 Chapters:1/1 Hits:0 Designated Penalty siegeofangels
Fic!
Please let me know if I'm not tagging this correctly.
archiveofourown.org/works/81045616
did I fiddle with this 4,982-word story until it became a 5,007-word story? yes.
Cool, thank you!
Sure, thank you!
These would catch on everything but look how fucking cool they are
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Oh OH I can put a scene at the end where Luca asks Shane to top him and solidify Shane's feelings about being a sex mentor to the team
<333 I hope your day is less Day today!
These thoughts are very helpful! I don't think I can have Shane offer to be the DP but maybe he realizes that he has good leadership qualities. He can be the DP mentor or something.
I *did* fit in a DP tho so at least that wasn't left on the mantel, metaphorically
whipping boy draft: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I know I need to go back in and add more to some of the scenes, but do I need additional scenes? I kind of wanted one where Luca realizes he'll probably do this at some point and asks to be topped, but does that fit in this story?
oh the noble semicolon, yeah that's probably for the best
I know the correct punctuation here is not emdash and comma but idk what it is supposed to be, halp
Ilya helps–does most of the work, honestly–, wraps Shane into a fluffy bathrobe and brings him back out to the party
we are so far from God's light it will not touch us for a million years