Mom: Does CashApp have his own money?
Me: Who?
Mom: What’s Rihanna’s boyfriend’s name?
Me: *laughs uncontrollably*
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Mom: Does CashApp have his own money?
Me: Who?
Mom: What’s Rihanna’s boyfriend’s name?
Me: *laughs uncontrollably*
It's not Christmas until you hear this.
Watching an episode of ‘KUWTK’ just to see San Francisco
🙃 #kardashians #sanfrancisco #bayarea
I just cheered for Gobert.
I’m ashamed of myself.
Words that I thought I would never say:
Come on Timberwolves!
#beatla #dubnation
Jesus take the playoffs wheel 😫
Refs never see Draymond get pushed but they can see if he blinks at someone too hard 😒
I would love another GSW - Celtics finals. We didn’t whoop their asses hard enough in 2022.
#AyeshaCurryCanCook #gsw #dubnation
I didn’t mean to put the whammy on Morant…but sorrows sorrows prayers
#dubnation
I’m not wishing injury on anyone, but if Morant tripped and had to be taken out of the game, I wouldn’t be mad…
#dubnation
🏀💙💛 #dubnation
Priorities.
#bayarea #sanfrancisco #warriors #sfgiants
Diddy’s part hits different now
#blacksky #mariahcarey #fantasy
It's Friday. It should be a nice, "let the weekend get started" kind of day, but some of y'all really need to check yourselves.
Many of y'all demonstrating signs on this list.
You aren't who you think you are. So maybe self reflect.🤷🏾♀️
In Texas, if you have an abortion, they will put you in jail. But if you don’t vaccinate your child and they die, it’s perfectly fine.
Watching democracy crumble before our very eyes.
Those “what about these kids” reels on IG hit differently now 😒
Brown rice, black beans, and canned corn all come through when you need them. And those beans will give you needed protein.
Weight loss plan (backup)
Do crack
Go to jail to focus on the gym
Elon would be MORE rich right now if he stfu, make his cars suck less and let people think he is Tony Stark but nope. He couldn't do it.
When I first moved to California from NY someone did that to me. In my mind I was like so is that the upper east side or should I take the 2 train 🤣
😑
Call me a cybertruck the way I came unglued this week
AOC always gets it right...
This shows how many stupid people live in this country!
All of the legs