Farts

bluesky making me age verify to open my dms, I didn’t want to dm anyone anyway this is fire

god fuck i love my boyfriend

he also apologised for a girl flirting with him in my dream sweetie pie levels are off the fucking chart

what did i do to deserve him oh my god

he fucking kept the rocks and shell I collected at the beach and is making jewellery out of them

got myself into an awkward situation yayyy

he’s all I’ve ever dreamed of

literally the most “I’ll do anything for you” fruit

he made me a pomegranate salad….y’know

god i love him raaaggghhhhh

chat this might be the man I do a morticia and gomez addams costume with chat

i love my boyfriend!!!!

affirmations: he doesnt dislike me, he just didn’t **** ** like a bajillion times

Merry Christmas to those that celebrate!!!!!

what the fuck was i on about this morning

almost forgot it just wasn’t that deep for him

it just wasn’t that deep for him, was it?

all men have is the fucking audacity and we continue to let them

and a “did he ask me out again just to rub salt in the wound?” mood

in a “why was it easy for him to treat her like that but hard for him to do even after I told him how it made me feel” type mood

okay fine, it was more impulsive than that

but the concept of a robot matchmaking is philosophically enthralling

really an impulsive thing because it’s ai matchmaking but I don’t respect professional matchmaker as a career, they could find another pseudo-science

liek fuckign

going to this matchmqking thing in this fit that i thought was cute and I accidentally dressed like the trad wife meme

very close that one

almost humanised him after he took her to all the places we went to phew

all he ever wanted

why was she that shape

thinking back about us meeting up and like he didn’t even really even pretend to be sorry or care about meeting up at all…he organised the whole thing…do men just play limbo with standards