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he/they but preferably refer to me as Mme. Clavine

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Veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? Mes pronoms: Yay/Area. Hel/la. Mission/burrito. The Future/Is/Teal. Toi c'est quoi tes pronoms hein? Vas-y. Dis moi tes pronoms. Joe/Bi/Den? Ru/Paul? J'vas prier pour toi.

15.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of a striped blue and white Aritzia shirt that looks like Dear's shirt from Dear Evan Hansen.

A picture of a striped blue and white Aritzia shirt that looks like Dear's shirt from Dear Evan Hansen.

I bought this shirt from Aritiza and now I'm telling everyone I was best friends with my school's dead kid

14.03.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 358 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 2

This looks like a goal from the fun & games montage scene of an inspirational sports movie where Aww, Look, They’re Finally Working Together As A Cohesive Team

13.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

SHE’S WORKING LATE (IN THE PERIOD) β€˜CAUSE SHE’S A SCORER!!!!!!!!!!

12.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s not up to him, so fuck him

09.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 476 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah Karen!!!!!

09.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks a lot, I was going to go to karaoke tonight but instead guess I’ll stay home and watch some internet degenerate talk for roughly seventeen hours

09.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CELEBRITY SKIN AT THE TANK CELEBRITY SKIN AT THE TANK

08.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œCelebrini, that’s his thirty-second goal” um I actually think it was a lot faster than that?!

08.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œJosh Smith?” Are you in the witness protection program? Are you secretly Barry Bonds and haven’t given your name image and likeness over to an MLB video game?

07.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whelp

07.03.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THEY COME IN BUNCHES

07.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mack what a shot wow

07.03.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ₯° (you’re incredible @lolwtferic.bsky.social)

04.03.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This sure has been one of the late game turns of all time hasn’t it

04.03.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FELICIA WENNBERG’S HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!

04.03.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MACK WHAT EVEN WAS THAT

04.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sharks playoff watcher into google who’s had their brain poisoned by inordinate amounts of figure skating: eulers score

04.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

H E A R he is HEAR

04.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Asky wow

04.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CALLIN’ GRAPH!!!!

04.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the words of me reading back anything I’ve ever put on the internet, I HATE YOU POST

04.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not panicking yet we don’t do that anymore

04.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All vibes for now and one time I was in a trivia match where they asked me what the blue-painted area around the goal is called and I couldn’t pull it so that’s the general level of puck knowledge you’re dealing with here but Sherwood SEEMS more at home on this line

04.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[as politely as possible to all of these people] It's just going to come down again, except you're not going to find it next time.

03.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 153 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who is the Giants’ early spring revelation?Β β€˜Somebody brought up Vlad Guerrero’ After playing six seasons in the San Francisco Giants’ farm system, Venezuelan Victor Bericoto is making a big impression at the plate and with his arm in spring training.

Who is the Giants’ early spring revelation?Β β€˜Somebody brought up Vlad Guerrero’ www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giant...

03.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Go fash get bashed πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

01.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NED??!!??

01.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hopped on to my first Sharks game in weeks and they’re talking about An Elevated Cupcake Experience With Will Smith And Macklin Celebrini!!!!!!!

01.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the iranian government is awful, blahblahblah, but this is 100% on trump, bibi and the neocons. completely unnecessary, stupid and appalling

28.02.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0