Everybody thinks their country has the dumbest politics, myself in the UK included. But are you actually telling me there’s an “anti-racism” campaign in America trying to get the Nazi tattoo guy elected??? We cannot compete.
I should wear my hair down more often
"Some of you may die..."
Love how everyone was just unanimously confused this was her opening question
“The background on Epstein is bullet point 1 he is very rich” New Labour ladies and gentlemen
I will never vote for Amber Frost.
I have a meeting until 4pm and I don't think I can stay up that late anymore.
Cabinet office documents about Tony Blair you say 👀
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"
The 3 genders
It takes effort to be a stupid as Kemi Badenoch. She could probably finish Starmer off today with the Mandelson stuff if she wasn’t as thick as two short planks stuck together with moron glue.
I don’t believe her! I demand to see Kemi French kiss a badger to prove her love of British wildlife!
I was annoyed enough to pull this together dermotcasey.net/the-challeng...
Labour is starting the process of removing a fundamental plank of the UKs justice system. A right thats been core for literally 100s of years
I didn't really expect or hope that labour would restore some of the erosion of rights of the last decades but fucking hell didn't expect them to smash them
3 days left of my 30s. What to do, what to do?
“You can protest on anything you like in this country”
The police called it “uniquely disruptive.” Meanwhile marches of white homophobic and transphobic skinheads are allowed through the middle of Manchester including the Village. Don’t worry Shabana. We know whose side you’re on.
The judge literally let the attacker off jail because he’s a white van man. I bet the cunt doesn’t pay his taxes either! But we all need to drive at 60mph in town because the white van men say so!
AI isn’t all bad
Utada Hikaru and Charlie Puth pardon?!
The algorithm hates me
I don’t know how many times I need to say it: I don’t care what James O’Brien thinks about anything ever.
Turns out decades of isolating Iran from the global economy made them give less of a fuck about destroying it
BREAKING: A projectile hit a cargo ship In the Strait of Hormuz, setting the vessel ablaze after the United States targeted Iranian minelaying vessels that could target the narrow mouth of the Persian Gulf. Follow live updates.
Even after 4 years the Mothercrystal is still a fucking emotional trip of a fight
RIP Oil. You were one hell of a fossil fuel.
Your energy bill will be £2000 a month and Reform will be in the streets saying it’s all fake and the War in the Middle East has no influence on oil prices
I honestly think nothing is off the table because the UK is so unprepared for what’s coming. Full nationalisation of the energy companies? 4 day week? Fuel rations? Restrictions on movement? And about 20% of the country won’t accept any of it.
They said quitting instagram improves your body image but, no! I still look like a potato with lop-sided nipples
Beware the Ides of March. Because that’s when I turn middle-aged.
Goldie Looking Shane Hollander
