Adam

love being back in my own bathroom

Reading and riding (the subway)

Instagram saw it first

“Special Envoy for the Shield of Americas” is also where Noem told her dog where it was going

My eyes were looking particularly green

going out on a saturday night? in this geopolitical climate??

Paramount’s Harry Potter: I think Voldemort made some good points actually

Did you even workout if you didn’t talk a sweaty selfie?

I’ve taken care of delirious patients with dementia who are more alert and oriented than the president

thought my jawline looked nice in this one

JD Vance: will you come to our party pwease

The Pope: fuck you, fascist

Let’s ride, or whatever Charli said

Yes!

when you and your dog get haircuts together

Guess who finally got a haircut

I give you green eyes and thick hair

Casually dropping hints it’s my birthday

Harper!

The second it doesn’t feel like winter outside

how it feels when a hot guy likes a picture i posted

When my hair grows out it does the Superman curl

“The AI commercials are actually pretty cool”

I love reading before bed (perusing the menu of a restaurant I want to go to)

Heard a certain Senator isn’t feeling well

january was so bad the low bar for the rest of the year is in hell

“I don’t want to talk politics” is the favorite response of a lazy nazi-sympathizer

What do you mean there are still eleven months left in 2026??