Mara Rosewater

Wtf do they mean zero sugar Oreos? Are they selling a bag of air or something?

Bam Adebayo scored 83 points in a game??!!

Team Italy upsets Team USA on Mario Day. Can’t write the script any better.

There are more Magic sets based in New York than New Capenna.

Dan Wilson says he has a really big shirt and he’s going to make Randy Arozarena and Cal Raleigh both wear it at the same time when they get back to spring training with the Mariners

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I know one person who can save the relationship between Cal and Randy.

I remember a few years ago, I was trying to convince a straight girl that we should be single but together lol

Have you heard this banger?

Bridgerton is pretty good.

Yeah, he’s on Italy. So many Mariners!

Rowdy plays for Mexico and Mastro played a few games at first and he’s on Italy so at least 5 lol

I’m watching Josh Naylor vs Donovan Solano atm.

I feel like most World Baseball Classic games are just current Mariners vs former Mariners.

I’ve seen enough. Cole Young MVP season coming.

Didn’t know forced feminization was a thing in the NFL. Guess they really are woke.

Gay for Mina Kimes

Maybe it’s time to have some little talks with your parents about their poitics, Of Monsters and Men.

As it turns out, we were not quite so safe and sound, Capital Cities.

Bastille, perhaps we should be a little less of an optimist about this.

I’m sorry, Florence Welch, the dog days were unfortunately not over.

I miss 2010s optimism.

I can’t help but think that the Macklemore and Ryan Lewis breakup caused everything bad to happen.

My friend agreed to watch season one of One Piece if I watched season one of Bridgerton. I agreed under the condition that neither of us could back out. Then I told her season of the One Piece anime has 1155 episodes.

I need to get bangs again.

There’s no problem that can’t be solved with pizookies.

I shall move to New York and become the world’s greatest snow shoveler ever.

Sol Ruca is based.

The best things you can do to maintain your passion for Magic is to disengage from online Magic discourse, buy singles or proxy cards you want, and play with your friends as often as possible.

Me and my 2HG partner at the prerelease.