👑 Sorn! 🔞

Alrighty~ after that whoopsie with the previous sheet,, I'm opening up for a short moment!!

The link to my form will be below :3

If any of my lovely mutuals who are attending TFF would be willing to give me a ride, hit me up and let's see if we can work something out :3

MINA HAAAAAAA

Not sure I'd be able to stop kissing you long enough to floss you, but I'll try 💜

I wish I had more irl wedgie pals...

The concept of giving someone a tug while we're watching a movie, or gaming, or going through the drive thru...it's fun keeping someone on their toes, ya know?

I need him BAD

Here are some Dork Lord sketches

people will pretend to mourn the loss of nuance and then overreact to headlines and scareposts without reading the actual articles

I love this dweeb omfg

Now a close-up on his hairy butt

Mix it up every now and then by pulling their stretched undies aside and eating them out, taking long, deliberately slow strokes with my tongue over their sore areas 👀

I just wanna drive someone *crazy*.

I wanna spend a night with someone and just take my time, delivering slow wedgie after slow wedgie, letting the hours melt away. Turn on a movie or two in the background and just forget about everything except the cute noises I can get out of whoever I'm with.

Oh this is a wonderful idea

YALL ARE SO SWEET AND NERDY

Lovey dovey losers ♥️🩷 ft my DORKY boyfriend @actualcatguy.bsky.social :3 <3

Art done by the amazing and talented sweet bean yeen @brieflyy33n.bsky.social! Infinite thank you's to them!!!

Didn't expect that sketch to gain so much traction so uh, reply with punishment ideas, I will pick my fave :3

I realize this isn't prime posting time but it just turned midnight which means it's @stellatoasty.bsky.social 's FUCKING Birthday! 🎉🎉💜🎈🎈🎂

Now say Happy Birthday to the nerd before I give him my own type of "present"! 😈

HAPPY BIRFDAY @stellatoasty.bsky.social!!!
YOU'RE A GOOBER AND A NERD AND WE LOVE YOU!!!

That punk kid who scowls at you every time you pass by?

I own his ass after school. I'm under the bleachers with him, stretching out his tighty whities. He's biting his knuckles to muffle his squeals; tears of pleasure and overstimulation are leaving eyeliner trails down his cheeks. 😘

I like affection, I like hugs and cuddles and all that shit, but the idea of having a deep and intimate romantic connection with someone kinda freaks me out a bit lmao

Starting to wonder if I might be aromantic tbh

I'm a flirty bastard, but it's been a long, LONG time since I've felt any kind of romantic attraction to anybody 🤔

Today's warmup was an idea that came to me in a dream ngl

You act like you're not getting involved lil bro, I'm DRAGGING your ass into pictures

This character was made in a lab to set my neurons ablaze

Exclusive new Slate doodle up on the p@treon 👌🩲✨

www.patreon.com/posts/149446...

I love my friends 🥺

@guitargoyle.bsky.social can we be wholesome and silly at TFF

We have here a craft-collage badge for @brieflyy33n.bsky.social of their sona!

I’m very happy I had just the right buttons for differently sized ear gauges! It helps complete everything!

Ooh this is hot wtf

Thought I was starting to be a big dog but @betapupnoah.bsky.social thought otherwise 😵‍💫

📸: @alphapupnanaue.bsky.social

"Pull yourself up by your bootstraps" is anti-worker rhetoric
Pull yourself up by your ✨UNDERWEAR✨
Right now!
For your comrades' amusement!
Matter of fact? 😠 You'll probably do it wrong! Here!