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Celebrating cinema from the grindhouse to the arthouse and all that lies between.

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The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.
30 Coins
Almost Human
Black Dynamite
Bunheads
The Cabinet of Curiosities
Dark Shadows (1991)
The Exorcist
Greg the Bunny
Jean-Claude Van Johnson
Kolchak: The Night Stalker
Monster Force
Skull Island
Thundercats (2011)
Werewolf

All worth your time!

12.03.2026 01:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, Iโ€™m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

12.03.2026 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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A/C has been out this week at work, which has been Hell...

...and now it's out at home too. Because of course it is.

12.03.2026 01:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Terminator (1984)

12.03.2026 01:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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- Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
- Bram Stoker's Dracula
- Bubba Ho-Tep
- Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter
- The Guest
- Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer
- John Carter of Mars
- Lord of Illusions
- Nightbreed
- The Rocketeer
- Shin Kamen Rider

(All of which actually had planned sequels.)

12.03.2026 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any movie with this champ in it.

11.03.2026 05:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hard to argue with pure logic.

11.03.2026 05:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Always hate walking into a hole in the wall nerd shop and not buying anything, especially when I'm the only customer there.

11.03.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I just assume that service workers are actually all paid very well in the world of WICK. No having to work multiple jobs to scrape by week to week. I bet they all make above a living wage, have full benefits, healthy savings accounts, and loads of paid personal leave time.

11.03.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Why would [THR, Variety, or Deadline] run such a piece?"

Never forget that while the big trades do largely stick to industry news, they are NEVER above publishing targeted puff pieces or hit pieces for the right price.

No matter how true the actual content within them is.

11.03.2026 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A reminder that THR, Variety, and Deadline are all owned by the Worst People. If you care about entertainment coverage and journalism, do not support them.

10.03.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yet another reason that Giant Freakin Robot is a garbage publication unworthy of anyone's time or clicks.

10.03.2026 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least two generations, not one.

09.03.2026 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Case in point: The tale of Lucifer's fall from grace is little more than an anti-union fable.

09.03.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Coming to the realization that most of what was being spouted off weekly was very clearly written by those in power to help keep people in line and following ancient social norms, whether the clergyperson relaying the sayings knew it or not.

09.03.2026 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The old MV episode of it has him going on a huge rant about the destruction of the Cuda too. He's been upset about it for decades! ๐Ÿคฃ

09.03.2026 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same, with the caveat that I now subscribe to AMC+ instead. Last year, I missed the live events so regularly that it no longer made sense for me to subscribe just for access to the live channel, so I switched since the price is roughly the same and I also get some more stuff out of it.

09.03.2026 01:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same.

Along with his Phantasm II episode!

09.03.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun fact: when they had Jason Blum and David Gordon Green on as guests, both had originally wanted to show Universal titles.

Universal still said no, even with Blum himself directly advocating for it. They didn't budge a bit. Insta-denial.

Which is why Halloween 3 will probably never happen.

09.03.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When Darcy still regularly did her podcast, JBB was on there quite a bit and they talked a lot about how the show was made, as well as issues they'd have getting certain films or problems with certain companies (namely Universal, who pretty much never licenses them anything).

09.03.2026 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good to know!

09.03.2026 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Righting Wrongs (1986)

Directed by Corey Yuen

Starring Cynthia Rothrock - BOTD in 1957

08.03.2026 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Every episode and special of TLD has been pre-taped. None were ever actually shot and aired live.

09.03.2026 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing wrong with that strategy, but I was speaking more to the full-on "SHUDDER IS NOW DEAD TO ME!!!" crowd that went 0 to 60 on the rage meter so fast that I don't think they bothered to fully read everything.

09.03.2026 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd love for him to have a bigger outlet, but I just have a hard time believing Netflix, Prime, or Paramount+ would go for it. And even if they did, I feel like the show would get canned after 2 seasons max.

I think he's better off going with ad-based outfit like Pluto, Roku, Tubi, MeTV, etc.

09.03.2026 01:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I actually doubt that the "live airing" component remains wherever they land up. No one else really does that, outside of YouTube.

It's likely that it ends up being just a normal streaming episode drop and Darcy & Co. simply time social media watch-parties with the drop.

09.03.2026 01:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The covers of three books. Left to right: Gandolfini: Jim, Tony, and the life of a legend, about the late Sopranos actor. The cover shows Gandolfini looking shy, peering offscreen with one unobstructed eye and another that peeks out between the fingers of his right hand.
CENTER: The cover of Cinema Her Way, a coffee table book by Marya E. Gates about female directors. On the cover is actress Michelle Rodriguez as the boxer heroine of Karyn Kusama's sports drama Girlfight, about a woman boxer. 
RIGHT David Hockney's painting collection The Arrival of Spring in Normandy, showing a painting of a verdant field. In the background of the field is green grass. in the upper foreground are the branches of a tree sprouting white, cottony buds.

The covers of three books. Left to right: Gandolfini: Jim, Tony, and the life of a legend, about the late Sopranos actor. The cover shows Gandolfini looking shy, peering offscreen with one unobstructed eye and another that peeks out between the fingers of his right hand. CENTER: The cover of Cinema Her Way, a coffee table book by Marya E. Gates about female directors. On the cover is actress Michelle Rodriguez as the boxer heroine of Karyn Kusama's sports drama Girlfight, about a woman boxer. RIGHT David Hockney's painting collection The Arrival of Spring in Normandy, showing a painting of a verdant field. In the background of the field is green grass. in the upper foreground are the branches of a tree sprouting white, cottony buds.

A screenshot of the pre-orders section at mzs.press. Three screenshots of books that have not yet been released. I Am The Night, Daniel Dockery's book about Batman the Brave and the Bold, has a silhouette of Batman stretching from the top to the bottom of the cover, with the title of the book and a nighttime Gotham skyline circumscribed by the borders of the Batman silhouette.

CENTER The cover of The Ring Cycle, Matt Zoller Seitz and Odie Henderson's book on the Rocky and Creed films. The cover is white except for a pair of black boxing gloves floating there

RIGHT The cover of Documentary Now!, the 600-page, 7-pound coffee table book celebrating the aforementioned IFC Channel series parodying classic documentaries.

A screenshot of the pre-orders section at mzs.press. Three screenshots of books that have not yet been released. I Am The Night, Daniel Dockery's book about Batman the Brave and the Bold, has a silhouette of Batman stretching from the top to the bottom of the cover, with the title of the book and a nighttime Gotham skyline circumscribed by the borders of the Batman silhouette. CENTER The cover of The Ring Cycle, Matt Zoller Seitz and Odie Henderson's book on the Rocky and Creed films. The cover is white except for a pair of black boxing gloves floating there RIGHT The cover of Documentary Now!, the 600-page, 7-pound coffee table book celebrating the aforementioned IFC Channel series parodying classic documentaries.

Screenshot of three books carried at mzs.press arts bookstore: 
LEFT: Cover of Lead Sister, a biography of Karen Carpenter, featuring a closeup of Carpenter playing and singing with The Carpenters.
CENTER: The cover of Anthony Hopkins' We Did OK, Kid, a memoir of his life and career. On the cover is Hopkins in closeup as he looks presently, narrowed blue eyes looking directly at the spectator. 
RIGHT: Cover of Louis Armstrong In His Own Words, a collection of the bandleader's correspondence. The cover image is a photograph of a probably fortysomething Armstrong seated at the wooden desk in his office where he often wrote letters.

Screenshot of three books carried at mzs.press arts bookstore: LEFT: Cover of Lead Sister, a biography of Karen Carpenter, featuring a closeup of Carpenter playing and singing with The Carpenters. CENTER: The cover of Anthony Hopkins' We Did OK, Kid, a memoir of his life and career. On the cover is Hopkins in closeup as he looks presently, narrowed blue eyes looking directly at the spectator. RIGHT: Cover of Louis Armstrong In His Own Words, a collection of the bandleader's correspondence. The cover image is a photograph of a probably fortysomething Armstrong seated at the wooden desk in his office where he often wrote letters.

Screenshot of the covers of 3 books carried at mzs.press Arts Bookstore. 
LEFT: The cover of Gotham City Cocktails, a book of mixed drink recipes inspired by Batman. Art deco-style flowing border lines flow around and around the interior of the dust jacket. At the center are drawings of two tall cocktail glasses and between them, a shot glass and a tumbler with a sword-pierced cherry in it. 
CENTER: The cover of Downton Abbey Afternoon Tea Cookbook. Green cover, white writing and graphics. The central image is a teapot with stem lines coming out of it, and at the pot's base, a teacup and saucer and a separate plate of biscuits.
RIGHT: Bob's Burgers "The Re-Recipe Box," a set of recipe cards inspired by the joke hamburger names featured on the small board at the front of Bob's joint. Red sides with small graphics, cover image of the restaurant.

Screenshot of the covers of 3 books carried at mzs.press Arts Bookstore. LEFT: The cover of Gotham City Cocktails, a book of mixed drink recipes inspired by Batman. Art deco-style flowing border lines flow around and around the interior of the dust jacket. At the center are drawings of two tall cocktail glasses and between them, a shot glass and a tumbler with a sword-pierced cherry in it. CENTER: The cover of Downton Abbey Afternoon Tea Cookbook. Green cover, white writing and graphics. The central image is a teapot with stem lines coming out of it, and at the pot's base, a teacup and saucer and a separate plate of biscuits. RIGHT: Bob's Burgers "The Re-Recipe Box," a set of recipe cards inspired by the joke hamburger names featured on the small board at the front of Bob's joint. Red sides with small graphics, cover image of the restaurant.

Greetings, new friends! You may know me as an author, a prolific Bluesky poster and 4th place finisher on So You Call That Dancing? But you might not know that my partner Judith (@mzpress) and I have an online arts bookstore that's growing every day. Full inventory here: mzs.press/EVERYTHING-W...

07.03.2026 04:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 966 ๐Ÿ” 577 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 46

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

08.03.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 6025 ๐Ÿ” 3487 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 288 ๐Ÿ“Œ 237
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