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34 | any pronouns | β™‘β™Žβ™‘ | A still-learning Astrology Enthusiastℒ️ | Just trying my best |

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Hasan Piker says he's invited iShowSpeed to join the upcoming convoy to bring food and medical supplies to Cuba

Several journalists and content creators will be part of the mission, including CNN, Kneecap, CODEPINK, and Greta Thunberg

10.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 237 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6
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It's giving blissfully delusional emotional miscommunications. Going to be an interesting day, best of luck 🫑🫑🫑

02.02.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love this because I'm the Cap asc and my partner is Aquarius Asc πŸ˜…πŸ˜… We are incredibly devoted to each other haha

14.01.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay fun fact I worked out for an hour when I got home πŸ’ͺ😎

09.01.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Astrology wins again. The Mars/Venus cazimi is on my Asc (and still conj. my Sun) and I am in fact out here with a fire under my butt to improve my physical health and finally join the gym (signing up tonight)!! On the other hand bc Mars is still Mars -- my body hurts so goddamn much right now πŸ₯²

09.01.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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12H year round three let's gooooooooo

08.01.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What a day

22.12.2025 23:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh how I've missed the Astro updates 😭😭😭😭 new phone who dis

28.11.2025 13:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently my natal promise is being the breadwinner for financially dumb as fuck men forever and ever and it's pissing me off

26.09.2025 12:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a Tumblr post by user Tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit that reads "Gen alpha is so brainrotted because there’s too many satellites affecting their astrology. These babies got Starlink #637 in Pisces and BeiDou in Aries and ISS in Virgo and shit, its like spiritual microplastics"

A screenshot of a Tumblr post by user Tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit that reads "Gen alpha is so brainrotted because there’s too many satellites affecting their astrology. These babies got Starlink #637 in Pisces and BeiDou in Aries and ISS in Virgo and shit, its like spiritual microplastics"

Almost nasally regurgitated an obscene amount of chai latte when I read this. Thank you Tumblr user tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit 🫑

21.09.2025 22:17 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently my Eclipse Storyℒ️ is me feeling extremely motivated to fix my gut health and spending all day making that happen πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

21.09.2025 23:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Moon get the fuck out of Scorpio challenge

29.08.2025 13:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have such a visceral need-to-protect-at-all-costs reaction to my partner injuring himself that it is actually concerning, and I'm just wondering if this is what maternal instinct feels like?

27.08.2025 19:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I should do that too but I'm being oh so stubborn apparently

26.08.2025 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Moon-Mars conjunction on Mars day and I have cramps?? Say it ain't so

26.08.2025 12:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Background: a close up of dewy dark green plant leaves

Virgo season
Current state of the universe

In:
Focusing on the details
Nurturing yourself
Getting organized 
Working with you hands
Reworking your sleep schedule

Out:
Last minute edits
Ignoring your body’s needs
Doing things based on the « vibe »
Avoiding getting your hands dirty
Pulling all-nighters

Background: a close up of dewy dark green plant leaves Virgo season Current state of the universe In: Focusing on the details Nurturing yourself Getting organized Working with you hands Reworking your sleep schedule Out: Last minute edits Ignoring your body’s needs Doing things based on the « vibeΒ Β» Avoiding getting your hands dirty Pulling all-nighters

Hey Pretty Committee, here’s the scoop for Virgo season 🌿

24.08.2025 08:59 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of these days I need to finally open up my witchy store I've been dreaming about for decades, because I just came up with the coolest spell candle concept and I need to try it out πŸ‘€

24.08.2025 13:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously though, it's something that needs to be talked about more because yeah, I'm almost 35 and have zero savings of any kind, let alone an RRSP, and certainly no pension to my name πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ

21.08.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OK THATS IT PLS ENJOY AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!!

www.kiraryberg.com/guidebooks/p/the-houses-guidebook

19.08.2025 22:48 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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THE HOUSES GUIDEBOOK IS HERE!!!

If you have been looking for a resource that will guide you through the meanings, stories and significations of the houses then your search is officially over.

19.08.2025 22:48 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 14

Every time a new love ballad comes out I just think "wow thats about to be everyone's wedding song for the next year."

20.08.2025 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Officially plagued by the July 2028 partial lunar eclipse on the exact degree of my sun, AND THEN the chart that pops up on astro-seek before editing location shows the Asc exactly at my Asc degree????????? 😢😢😢 🎢Signs signs everywhere a sign🎢

19.08.2025 16:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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SALIVATING over this chart tonight!! Rejoicing, exalted Moon in Taurus enclosed by the benefics, chart ruled by an exalted Jupiter (conj rejoicing Venus in Cancer)…

Don’t use it for money/financial purposes whatsoever, but everything else is fine!! Visibility, career, fun…

15.08.2025 13:06 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Understanding how it is people get addicted to things like sleeping pills etc. I took a couple extra strength Robaxin last night and apparently had the best sleep of my life πŸ˜πŸ‘Œ

15.08.2025 14:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oooooooooo I'll be thinking about this one the rest of the day (it's me I'm the malefic)

12.08.2025 14:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mars has begun its quick conjunction with my moon in the 10H. Good thing my boss -- who's having his Mars opposition now -- has the day off because I think this means I'm cosmically obligated to fight him πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

08.08.2025 14:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When the lions gate portal is during a Mars Saturn opposition

08.08.2025 07:50 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Rectum of the Lion Day to all who celebrate

08.08.2025 13:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also strange: Growing up in a world where the Internet didn't exist at all, watching it expand from a seed into an incredible resource, then watching it collapse into utter shit in less time than it took to arrive.

08.08.2025 05:22 πŸ‘ 426 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3