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πŸ§ˆβš“οΈπŸ’š the poster occasionally known as lisbeth. or selectric.

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okay this was fun but i’m mostly gonna be back on @selectric.space

08.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hm.

08.03.2026 08:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hell fuckin yeah

08.03.2026 07:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

pasta assasina is the italian way to get wok hei into their main starch

08.03.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

one of the simple pleasures in life is saying 'wow it looks like silent hill out there' when it's really foggy

10.12.2024 13:28 πŸ‘ 2562 πŸ” 1503 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 35

math buttrock

08.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OH: "Podiums feel like they were invented for Mario Kart."

08.03.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hell yes

08.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

northstar moment? #f1

08.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Walk-In Soda Cave at Sheetz

Walk-In Soda Cave at Sheetz

Plato's

07.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 850 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 10

in conclusion, morgenthau was right, wolfsburg delenda est

08.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

replacing the plastic surround for the front sensors didn’t magically fix the front radar warning, so that’s probably just fucked. i truly can’t be arsed to deal with what will certainly be a four digit problem

08.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

what a stupid fucking car. the oil plug is plastic too, because ofc it is.

anyway i'm down to one (1) warning light and one (1) inexplicable noise from the dashboard, which is the best it's been at in months. just need to get a new copy of the title sorted out so i can sell this bucket of bolts

08.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
liz, holding the grille her and anna cut a hole directly in the centre of

liz, holding the grille her and anna cut a hole directly in the centre of

a volkswagen golf with a normal grille and no obvious visual defects

a volkswagen golf with a normal grille and no obvious visual defects

great news: a grille has been installed that hasn't got a hole in it AND my hood latch works now

08.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

they are better, imoβ€”not a knock against NC, maines just taste more like the ones i grew up eating (matunuck or wellfleet)

07.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Fur immer
Fur immer YouTube video by Neu! - Topic

Neu! - FΓΌr Immer

07.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

oh that’s just me. that’s just the new orleans version of me.

07.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the vw/ford europe mashups are all deeply silly

07.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Volkswagen Transporter (2024) - Wikipedia

so… about that… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswa...

07.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

just one more front

07.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I believe that Dunning and Kruger each represent one extreme of their eponymous effect, like Goofus and Gallant

23.02.2025 19:56 πŸ‘ 190 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

i sincerely believe american businessmen forgot that industrial centers are valid targets in wartime just because america has never endured a defensive war

07.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 317 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

Critical failure on the lunchpad

07.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
lisbeth’s accursed european hatchback’s trunk. it’s got some part boxes in it for fixing most of the car’s various maladies

lisbeth’s accursed european hatchback’s trunk. it’s got some part boxes in it for fixing most of the car’s various maladies

plans for today: fighting the forces of german entropy

07.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits?

06.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I shouldn't be surprised that fascists have no idea how Major League ballparks work, since fascists don't work lol

07.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Telling people I'm in parc fermΓ© because it sounds more interesting than "I've got nothing going on"'

07.03.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
sunsofcarcosa
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Feb 3

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

07.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 2082 πŸ” 478 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 15

point and click!

07.03.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

deeply silly: local dumplings restaurant switched from tried-and-true slip of paper for ordering to a goddamn phone restaurant system, except they still bring you a paper receipt at the end for paying the bill instead of just paying on the phone thing. wtf.

07.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0