I saw a story that said scientists believe our universe could be a simulation. I didn't get into the details because I didn't need more existential dread.
But I'm starting to believe it. Every video game ever becomes wildly unhinged before it ends, especially if a human has any input (The Sims).
This would have been so much funnier if it wasn't 100% true. 😭
Can't we just like, pay directly for your therapy? I don't check my email.
Because they were in KC yesterday?
I try to not post many unhinged memes here... But this was so, shall we say, on target.
Epstein's victims aren't seeing justice yet, but I believe their bravery is helping others see theirs against rich and powerful men.
Happy Mario Day!
Went to a local home improvement store instead of my usual one to buy a switch.
Guy: anything I can help with?
Me: no I'm good, thank you!
Guy: you know that's a 3 way switch in your hand, right?
Me, flipping my switch: I sure fucking do, that's why I have it.
He then acted like I was the jerk.
It's wild AF. Millennials are super fucking over war and we're not likely to be into sending Gen Z and alpha into this nonsense.
Tell the truth...
Are we going to survive?
If yes, what will save us? If no, what will take us?
Aww I didn't know he died. He was probably like JFC not this again.
Next stop is in Iran...
Nice of them to choose a country that rhymes, though next time I would prefer to not have to add my own extra syllable.
I strongly encourage anyone who doesn't believe you to read Let the Lord Sort Them by Maurice Chammah.
I never knew the name of this song! But the still shot was enough for me to know exactly what it was. 😭
Hakeem Jeffries won't commit to blocking additional Iran war funding.
Primary him.
Since receiving presidential pardons, dozens of former Capitol rioters have gotten into more legal trouble. In Florida, Andrew Paul Johnson was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse.
If you've noticed my absence, it's for two reasons:
1. Court date against my agency rapidly approaching.
2. It's just so much. So, so much.
Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.
BREAKING: The US has bombed Tehran’s main refinery and burning oil is now flooding down the streets into the city’s sewers.
This is a vision from hell, unleashed by the US tonight.
(🎥 Vahid Online)
The burning oil refinery in Tehran tonight.
This ancient city of 10 million people is being annihilated by the US and Israel.
(🎥 BBC Verify)
Anyone who has used them can confirm. I lost all desire to drink and almost everything else fun.
Are they bombing Iran because they had the massive extra chunk of money they didn't know what to do with?
Pro tip to anyone out there who has a trans parent and they've struggled with the transition...
Get fucking therapy about it instead of asking every woman you date if they intend to become a man.
SO HAS ANYONE SEEN CONGRESS LATELY? ANYONE CHECKED TO SEE IF AVOIDING NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST IS ENOUGH MOTIVATION FOR IMPEACHMENT? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PLEASE STOP HIM.
Yes I am literally screaming into the void.
I'm about fucking tired of corporations trying to control my life.
Yikes I'm so far behind again. It's February 23! Time for Books To Make White People Cry.
22. An Afro-Indigenous History of the United States by Kyle T. Mays (a Michigander!)
Yikes I'm so far behind again. It's February 22! Time for Books To Make White People Cry.
21. The New Jim Crow by Michelle Alexander
OMG don't open my glove compartment! There's some embarrassing shit in there!
The embarrassing shit:
Yikes I'm so far behind again. It's February 21! Time for Books To Make White People Cry.
20. The Race Beat by Gene Roberts and Hank Klibanoff
