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A Matt for all seasons, for better or worse. Scribblings here: https://open.substack.com/pub/scratchersandsmokes?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2pxxd

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And moreover, If you straight up tell someone buying a particular house is a bad idea for them, even if they can technically get approved for it, you probably won't be in that job very long.

12.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd be curious to see how it breaks down by age. Younger people usually make less money, and they're probably more likely to order delivery

12.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think addictions are rational behavior once they take hold, but everyone has that first time they decide to try something.

I recognize that everyone has a different emotional reaction to the first time trying something addictive, but there has to be a point we recognize agency.

12.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me

Dee, while talking to Cirie:

12.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Caveat Emptor

12.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shows are just mega popular, they're basically printing money for him.

12.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Should've sided with the Legion

12.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol, Q. Never change, my man.

#Survivor50

12.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kamilla getting Rizo to solve a puzzle correctly WHILE BLINDFOLDED is a testament to just how good she was at directing them in this challenge #Survivor50

12.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If that lady analyzes my finances, the whole town is gonna find out about my shell corporations

12.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone gotta tell that man no

12.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FOH

11.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel you, I took over a new role at my company two months back and I have been getting my ass kicked every damn day. Hang in there.

11.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i know he’s looking up at bam and smiling right now

11.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 529 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6

Colbert was responsible for "truthiness"

10.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll submit it to the council in *shudder* Brooklyn

09.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, if you don't return the cart, the wind very frequently blows it all over the place and into other people's cars. That's not striking back against the man or big corpo, or whatever you want to call it.

09.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Woke 4.0 will be the death penalty for not returning your shopping cart to the corral

09.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

YOUR ALDI HAD SELF-CHECKOUT?!?

09.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If we're all very lucky, they are black and white Nike Decades.

09.03.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Everything’s fine

09.03.2026 11:28 πŸ‘ 2178 πŸ” 349 πŸ’¬ 150 πŸ“Œ 197

Please be black and white Nike Decades. Fingers crossed. IYKYK.

09.03.2026 11:36 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Tom, I literally got this at work when I got promoted recently and they asked me if I wanted a new chair. It's pretty good.

08.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These people are such massive losers, previously unseen levels of "get a fucking life"

08.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thought I’d slept late this morning but it turns out Big Government changed time overnight.

08.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

And reddit, albeit secretly

08.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like a different spicy argument, Wakanda is bad because it's a monarchy

08.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You have the causation backwards here, imo. If you watch young boys at play, a good majority of them think some level of violence IS fun and based at a a young age. In my experience as a dad and a brother, boys love wrestling, we loved tackle football, we liked playing dodgeball with a volleyball.

07.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A) no one claimed Pro Wrestling was a sport
B) we did not ask you to take it or us seriously
C) calm tf down

07.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0