nonAssociatedIdiot Out Of Context

okay buddy buttplug library

"me designing a crazy ahh contraption to catch the sneaky individuals when i could just use something that's in the fucking Dunkin Donuts near me"

"fours fem? yeah some fems are on all fours"

"i dont have a lantern fetish i swear"

"horny. let me tell you how much horny i have for this creature.
if every atom of my groin were to have the word "horny" written on it, it would not be one nonagintillionth of the amount of horny i have for this creature."

NonIdiot: "she could carry multiple pups on her tail" Blacked-out User: "TRUE!!!!" NonIdiot: "absolute transportation" NonIdiot: ✋🚆✋

absolute transportation

Ambulant (nonAssociatedIdiot's slugcat sona) sitting down looking at the screen attentively while wearing a maid outfit.

"gay ass sitting there. what do you want? headpats? popcorn? to listen to someone rant about mario kart ds speedrunning for 2 hours?"

"what do you call it when Inv goes for a jog? a hoe run"

"wearing the right women's clothes makes me feel like a sexy bitch ngl 💅"

"fuck-a-creature day! just [[3 hours but could be less or more depending on your timezone]] away!!!"

"ooh look at me i dont want ADRENALINE PUMPING THROUGH MY VEINS while im playing FUCKING ULTRAKILL"

"good fucking mozzarella sticks are ANOTHER THING i'd give someone head afterwards for"

"'kiss the cook'? nah give the cook headpats because they deserve it"

(would've been funnier if it was "hello, pregnancy artist?" but oh well)

An image of Ambulant (nonAssociatedIdiot's slugcat sona) holding a tazer. penis

"'im an electric type so i can shock people!'
'im a protogen so i can shock people!'
i have a tazer and i AM afraid to use it"

"also just to avoid the ballsack hater allegations im going to use ballsacks"

"gotta get to the top of the autism leaderboards‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️"

"ooh you want to cook me a grilled cheese ooh 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫"

(in Gordon Ramsay voice) "I will NOT have a SANDWICH FUCKER IN MY KITCHEN!!!"

"the piss is an indicator of PROGRESS..."

"me when i look up and my penis goes flying"

"i mean hey you could multiclass religions and wear a pasta strainer"

"I have become e-slut, destroyer of pussies."

Ambulant (nonAssociatedIdiot's slugcat sona) looking respectfully at boobs with eyes wide, captioned "neuron activation"

> i have boobs come lie on them
my response:

"(Insert joke here involving hazardous use of food that may result in yeast infection)"

"i fucking love staek
add that to my 'list of foods i would give you head for afterwards if it was delicious enough'"

"hubris gaming"

"anything's a threesome if you're bad enough at math 😎"

sans saying to a sleeping Ambulant (nonAssociatedIdiot's slugcat sona): * creature... i remember you're... * raspberries

"im sorry that i killed your mom, hornet. but my friend was hungry"