Lemley

Thank you to daylight savings for making it so that my two hour post work nap ends with the sun still up

after all, why not? why shouldn't i turn around and go home the second i get bored

yesterday i jogged without an event training plan to answer to. and it's going to be a miracle if i manage to run more than two miles a week now LMAOOOOO the patient needs external motivation to live

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

CUTE

OH LMFAO i forgot he escape ropes out too. LMFJSGEDHDKSHDKD deserved

AssButt?! 😭

REALLY hope this tornado watch does not upgrade. I dont want to sit in the closet

the bluesky experience:

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

NOT THAT STUPID

what my parents say: we’re going on vacation
What I say: I am going to miss you
What I mean: I am going to eat something very stupid

Cheep seen sitting from behind with his back cowlick creating the illusion of a buttcrack cleaving his furry ass in twain

Found it again (fell into a jacket sleeve hole). Crisis averted. Here is a picture of him where his fur seam looks like a buttcrack

i lost cheep's favorite shoelace somewhere. CODE RED

THAT IS NOT A HORSE

Thank you. Thank you. I do fancy myself an intellectual

Mega Rapidash X (fiery pegasus) Mega Galarian Rapidash Y (princess celestia)

"will burn down the house of the child who bullies their blorbo" is kinda fey core too ngl

WHAT IS ALFY SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A DRAMPA <-- revealing true motivations

when is pokemon gonna invent a pegasus pokemon. flying horse when

there's never an end to archival work so if you're not careful to document your projects it's easy to feel like you got nothing done ww

it's a nice feeling to start filling out my yearly work eval with "uhhh what DID i do this year" and finish it with "dang yeah i did a lot this time, huh. im probably forgetting some too"

Right 😭 he's usually fast asleep when i leave but i guess being gone for a weekend has upended his sense of normalcy lol

seohdfkjffs prince weo.... The routine understander

Grisham is soooooo

My toddler….. 🥺😭

now he's upstairs crying in the hallway while i make coffee in the kitchen. How am I supposed to leave and go to work under these conditions?!?!?!??! he NEEDS me

finally have enough evidence to conclude that when i snore at night Cheep comes and lays on me and purrs until i wake up. Not sure if that means he wants me to stop snoring or if he thinks it means Mommy is awake?????? Lmao

holy smokes

i turned the doujinshi guide into a doujinshi