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Hail hail the lucky ones…

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I supported this club in the hellscape of the 90’s ffs, do me a favour

08.03.2026 22:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Relegation it is then 😂

08.03.2026 21:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We are infinitely more shit, injured and demoralised than we were in August and September though

08.03.2026 21:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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08.03.2026 20:59 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mundane alert 🚨 One of my biggest bugbears in film is car tyres being dubbed with screeching when they’re not on tarmac

07.03.2026 22:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking long throws, Jesus Christ

05.03.2026 21:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Archie fucking Gray

05.03.2026 20:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That is outrageous, no way that should be offside

05.03.2026 20:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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04.03.2026 21:50 👍 46 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

Hello, Vladimir? How far away is that big red button from you? I’ve got a favour to ask…

04.03.2026 21:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’ve got 18 top players?!

04.03.2026 21:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

By the way, if you think we’ve got a squad to fight in the championship, you’ve not been watching us

04.03.2026 21:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Absolute must win tomorrow…
GOAL - Johnson ‘5
Spurs 0-1 Palace

04.03.2026 21:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are we getting relegated then, yeah?

22.02.2026 18:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Radu, Bissouma and Spence very good. I dunno about Gallagher you know…

22.02.2026 17:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.02.2026 11:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Missed the first half… might not bother with the second going on the feed. He’s got to go

10.02.2026 20:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Can I just shock you, I love fat, turncoat, Chelsea scum, just for men, ex-managers (despite what my old twitter account may have said)

08.02.2026 22:36 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Just give me something to believe and care about again ffs

08.02.2026 22:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Xavi, Palhinha, Gray and Solanke all brilliant in that second half

01.02.2026 18:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh my god, we’re fucked

01.02.2026 17:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That Benfica/Madrid ending 🤯

28.01.2026 22:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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An actual striker, doing actual striker things

28.01.2026 21:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cristian Romero, I fucking love you

28.01.2026 21:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He had ideas?!

27.01.2026 22:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ryan Nelsen energy

23.01.2026 15:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
23.01.2026 13:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Go-on Archie!

20.01.2026 21:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Xavi Simons weirdly reminds me of Mike Patton

20.01.2026 21:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I hear “triple doink” one more time…

20.01.2026 21:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0