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Cops and referees should have to reapply for their jobs every 4 years, and show their work 🐷

Just don't hit the bottom of the 2 step step stool anything but flat footed

Don't sprain your ankle over 40

4 yrs ago I learned that most of my family across Warren Co were far too close to destruction & death. When I saw the devastation a block from my house I knew my hometown had changed forever. What thousands of us KYians saw when the sun came up can't be forgotten. Luckily we're hardy folks ❤️

It seems like the Craft's run football and basketball

This is not what I expected from UK this season. 😮‍💨 C'mon CATS, get it together

Maybe so. That pumpkin was better than the straight cinnamonnati mess. The wildest one was the Dan-Os guy's. It skipped the whole chili flavor and went straight to only burnt garlic and onions. Weird stuff, my dude

Louisville's chili cook-off today was the most mediocre white event I've seen in a while. Only one had any spices in it, and that one was delicious. The rest were so very sad.
I mean, cinnamon and pumpkin in chili! What are we doing here people? 😐

Just scored 2 Jason Isbell tickets in my own town! I don't even have to go to some god-awful place like Nashville. I'm fucking ecstatic!!

I know I've sounded crazy when I've advocated for this in recent years, BUT until the left starts having guns in holsters on our side we can't stop this shit. I'm not saying shoot anyone, I'm just saying learn to use and carry on the reg. Southern progressives have things to teach y'all

If anyone is going to be near Bowling Green on a night that tickets for the Pauline Tabor XXX tour are available, please treat yourself to that. Even if you haven't read the book about this fine brothel, you'll love it. They even serve an oatmeal cookie drink at the end 💀💀💀

Happy Caturday! Let's go get this dub and kick off the season right 🔵⚪️

My buddy just told me that he'd never heard of Jonestown and didn't know until now that "drink the kool-aid" had a real historic origin. I told him that his lack of knowledge is precisely why he's a trump voter

The fact that I even tolerate Bily Joel being near my ears lets me know that I'm chilling out with age.

Having all these sweet babies in my life lets me know that's such old ppl shit that they don't know who he is.

I don't know if that's the saddest shit or the best thing for them 😵‍💫

My dude just said that Jason Momoa should star in a Mr. Mom remake. 20 fucking years and I just now learn that this man is a low key genius with an eye for talent 🫡

I've just gotten back another TNR kitty I recently trapped, and I'll be damned if this one ain't as sweet as the one that won his way into my house, now his kingdom, a few months ago. I'm measuring her to prove to my mom that she's the perfect size for her house 🤣🥰😻

I think this exact sentiment all day every day

After several storms that didn't get enough funding for the trash companies to actually pick up the debris, we started hauling shit out to my cousin's house in the country. This is how we decided to set it ablaze last weekend 🤣

If I were to set fire to my whole neighborhood or poison all the cave streams under Bowling Green in an effort to kill these morning glory vines, surely I'd get a light sentence, right? Get the damn cuffs 🤬

From about '93 to '01 me and dad had a demonic cat named Puddy that looked just like this one and heinous carpet very close to this. This is a wild memory trigger for me! We had to use water guns to come out of our rooms to fend off that evil bitch before she was unceremoniously escorted outside 😬

a man wearing glasses and a blue vest is saying i can do this , i can do this , right ? ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue vest is saying i can do this , i can do this , right ?

I bought some of those @cornbreadhemp.bsky.social seltzers to test before my vacay w the baptist in-laws and for the first time in 15+ yrs a thc product did not hurt my mangled spine!! Finally, something to help deal with mental and physical pain without 💊 or getting too trashed to function 🤗🥲

I don't realize that it's Wednesday until I see miserable men in slacks come into the Mexican restaurant. Y'all know church is optional, right? Adults can say no

Went to my 25th reunion last night, and it was... amazing! NGL I love being the people everyone looks down at because we are so fucking fun!

My cousin walked into the family poker game and announced that he's a dumbass for voting Trump, we were all right & then he gave an honest apology. He's just one of those people that got swept up, but now he sees the light. Bless it

This part

And we're all supposed to keep doing things??

But I did loss money on him tonight. 💁‍♀️ I still think he'll be a star... but I did want Sampson and Cryer to get that win

Walter Clayton Jr is so fucking good

That was the worst end of a game I've ever seen. I wanted that for Coach Sampson so bad. At least UK beat perv Golden's team this year.