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Completing my plea bargain with the good people of Foot Locker of Beverley Hills. He/him. LDN. https://boxd.it/qe5

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Doctor goes to see great clown Pagliacci and says “I’m so depressed from seeing all the illness and suffering in the world, but watching you perform has cheered me up” and Pagliacci says “Ah sick man, thanks, it’s good to know the stuff is connecting. Honestly I just try to do the kind of clowning I think I’d want to see, and if anyone else likes it that’s bonus. Although it does help to pay the bills, ahaha”

Doctor goes to see great clown Pagliacci and says “I’m so depressed from seeing all the illness and suffering in the world, but watching you perform has cheered me up” and Pagliacci says “Ah sick man, thanks, it’s good to know the stuff is connecting. Honestly I just try to do the kind of clowning I think I’d want to see, and if anyone else likes it that’s bonus. Although it does help to pay the bills, ahaha”

23.02.2026 21:50 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

My hero ♥️

You, not him. Please no one put in the newspaper that Walliams is my hero

19.12.2025 20:45 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If anyone's after LFF tickets for early next week, sadly I can't make any of these any more! There's still time to get annual leave requests in!

10.10.2025 13:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@lffstubs.bsky.social Sadly I can no longer make it to any of my LFF screenings 😭 I have one each to the following, all FV.

Reflection in a Dead Diamond 8.40pm Monday 13th £18

Frankenstein 11.15am Tuesday 14th £16

Sirat 3.40pm Tuesday 14th £13

First come first serve.

10.10.2025 13:18 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
The Young Pope, in his fancy pope cassock with all the gold, and a big sunhat, and a cigarette, and sunglasses. He's on his lawn. He's vibing. You've seen the photo before.

The Young Pope, in his fancy pope cassock with all the gold, and a big sunhat, and a cigarette, and sunglasses. He's on his lawn. He's vibing. You've seen the photo before.

Judith Butler looking on as the concept of Gender outlives another Pope:

22.02.2025 20:33 👍 177 🔁 25 💬 0 📌 1

Yeah that's about right

07.02.2025 17:47 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oh interesting, the new Jurassic Park seems to be about what if a guy was too handsome?

06.02.2025 14:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just had to stop dead in the middle of walking across the office to laugh at this

30.01.2025 15:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nighswonger
Deserves a quiet nigh

30.01.2025 14:38 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Buy this!

30.01.2025 12:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gen Z Slingblade would be like "Skibidi Terlet" most likely.

28.01.2025 03:13 👍 498 🔁 38 💬 18 📌 1
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Ah fucking hell

28.01.2025 14:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

of COURSE it's the same cunt who killed off the Trocadero

28.01.2025 11:44 👍 21 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

I tried about thirty different versions of this tweet and they all made me sound insane, please insert whatever version of that you like

28.01.2025 11:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Miserable and furious! Sign!

28.01.2025 11:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Absolutely losing my mind at "does the table flip"

27.01.2025 17:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Right I'm finally caught up with #TheTraitors, and this is Alexander leaving the house.

27.01.2025 14:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In 2025, back your friends and loved ones with the intensity of Mia Khalifa backing visionary cinematographer Sayombhu Mukdeeprom

23.01.2025 20:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ready to be livid on her behalf

23.01.2025 13:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me and my friends would have killed that guy in that ad who asks his Samsung AI whether his football team is going to have a good season with hammers I can tell you that much

22.01.2025 23:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this friend to the jews in the room with us now

20.01.2025 21:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmaoooooo how far back did she have to scroll

20.01.2025 21:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good book! Buy it.

20.01.2025 17:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

First time I watched Fire Walk With Me on a grainy VHS my main takeaway was this track completely rewiring my brain. Possibly the only good song I ever bought from iTunes www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA6b...

20.01.2025 12:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Outstanding stuff in West London

19.01.2025 17:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I will never forget Leon, given a choice between left or right, saying "either"

17.01.2025 22:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone got a GIF of Alexander trying to process a Joe statement in real time because it's my highlight of the show so far.
#thetraitors

17.01.2025 21:45 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Definitely one for @summerray.bsky.social! www.instagram.com/p/DE7YiX-s9e...

17.01.2025 14:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Get me one of those Cyberdog style pixelated video tees but with the whole Sinnerman sequence

17.01.2025 12:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stop reading the Guardian, stop sharing the Guardian, stop writing for the Guardian

17.01.2025 10:53 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0