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They have the right MENTALITY and INTENSITY 🙄

Disagree with that “MENTALITY IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER” take. Sometimes it has something to do with INTENSITY as well according to our beloved Phil. #rctid

Screenshot of the FotMob app. Phil Neville’s mugshot is strangely absent.

Another screenshot from FotMob. Phil Neville is a “free agent” and not identified as the coach of Portland Timbers Football Club.

Does FotMob know something we don’t? We live in hope. #rctid

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Bogert confirmed!

🚨Bogert 💣
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New pod today. Rumors swirling about on Reddit and the bird app about a young d mid. Is a Bogert 💣 imminent?

“Mentality! Intensity! Focus! Grit!”

Charles Ondo played LB yesterday for T2. Played CB last year. Maybe a chance he gets called up for a bench role Saturday?

Of course 😂

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T2 alum Darixon Vuelto starting for Real España vs LAFC tonight. #rctid #rc2id #t2fc

T2 announce a few new signings yesterday and now we have entered MLS Sickos territory. Fun! #rctid #rc2id #t2fc

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The Pride of Clark County! #rctid

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Even with the questions in central midfield and striker? #tctid

Belief Beyond Reason! From within the MLS Media Ecosystem‽ #rctid

It’s Belief Beyond Reason! From within the MLS Media Ecosystem!

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His profile on Transfermarkt.

www.transfermarkt.us/alexander-ar...

“Alexander Aravena's time at Gremio is over. After two seasons, the Chilean striker decided to end his spell at the Brazilian club and is now packing his bags for a new challenge abroad. “According to information from ADN Deportes, the national team player will continue his career in Portland Timbers, a team that competes in the MLS in the United States.”

Hm. Interesting. He’s currently a left wing but has played on the right. Not sure how legit this is but monitoring. #rctid

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A (somewhat) positive mention for a Portland Timber? Yay? #rctid

Any PTFC news regarding this? bsky.app/profile/adam...

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It’s pretty consistent with where the Timbers have finished in the Supporters’ Shield rankings since 2022.

Believe this is what is referred to as “damning with faint praise.” Especially when PTFC gave up 12 goals to SDFC in 4 matches to finish out the year. #rctid

As well as hiring an assistant coach with a scouting and analytics background. What is going on at 1844 SW Morrison Street???

He has an impressive looking resume but his recent run in Liga MX (as well as his stint at LAFC) did not spark joy in the group chat. We’re more concerned that a position of need is still unresolved with less than 2 weeks before the opener. Same as it ever was.

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A 10pm Pacific kickoff seems pretty late. Surely a typo, right?