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Would-be writer with focus issues, terrified at the state of the world. The usual.

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Sturmabteilung - Wikipedia

Brownshirts. They're not the gestapo yet, they're the shittily organized, shittily run precursors.

15.01.2026 03:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I figured that'd be a prerequisite?

15.01.2026 03:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isn't the Halfway Post satire?

12.01.2026 05:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly I used to think she paid him too much but apparently she'd call him for EVERYTHING, so... I don't really think that any more.

11.01.2026 07:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This shit used to get my grandmother SO MUCH. She was, by her own admission, "Not good at finance." To the point that she just hired a guy to do it for her, 'cause Grandpa had always handled that.

And she'd get these "URGENT" notices, freak out, and immediately call her long-suffering money guy.

11.01.2026 07:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly I'm similar.

Dracula Dead and Loving It is 100% my kind of comedy
Spaceballs is super-mood-dependent
Blazing Saddles and young Frankenstein were some of my dad's favorite movies, so they have that nostalgia, but they're not really ME...

The rest are meh.

11.01.2026 04:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will we get there? I hope to god no. But maybe. Is the US desperate enough for it now? Nope. Because, simply, people have to have nothing left to lose to be there. Because the people who do WILL all lose SOME and a lot of people will lose EVERYTHING.

09.01.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man sitting at a desk with the words you are technically correct the best kind of correct ALT: a cartoon of a man sitting at a desk with the words you are technically correct the best kind of correct
09.01.2026 18:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Three: you are seeing this with, compared to us, FAR less biased media. Our largest news outlet that is relatively sane is NPR, which has been sneered at for years.

NPR has been treating this as, until recently, mildly alarming business as usual.

The others are straight lying or hiding things.

09.01.2026 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two: The US is fucking huge. I think people don't realize how huge. I can drive, from where I am in California, in one direction for eight or more hours and STILL be in my state. If I want to get to say, DC? I have to spend about two days doing it. Maybe three.

09.01.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(I will be dropping shit in as I go today.)

09.01.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, this is about people I'm seeing (mostly from Europe) insisting that the American people need to rise in rebellion.

One: The people who do that will die. With the military and police we have in this country, the first people to step up WILL die. People have to be ready for that. They are not.

09.01.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've lived a good chunk of my life online and a common event I saw in political discussion involved Americans ignorantly saying how to "fix" a situation in another country and getting told (rightly) that it wouldn't work and was dangerous and stupid.

Now I'm watching it go the opposite direction.

09.01.2026 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cursed, but hilarious.

09.01.2026 04:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

17 rats realize ship is sinking.

09.01.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.01.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I honestly don't know how to deal with this shit. It's so depressing I can't even escape into fantasy for a few minutes.

06.01.2026 04:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was skimming an old webcomic I like where a plotpoint is mankind getting spaceflight, and creating a sort of unified navy.

And I had to *stop* reading because the only thing that kept running through my head was "But that's too unrealistic, no one would want to work with us any more."

06.01.2026 04:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is not for America to come in and deal with.

And that is not what he will be charged with in the US.

Love him or hate him, he is not an American, and black-bagging the head of state of another country and his wife is FUCKING INSANE, no matter how people try to spin it. Fucksake.

04.01.2026 05:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who mentioned Israel?

03.01.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, one side is full of hooting shitgibbons who are profiting off this

And the other is mostly filled with cowards who really wish people would stop talking to them and go away.

03.01.2026 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But he got the FIFA peace prize!

God I hate this country.

03.01.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly I don't even know what the fuck to do at this point.

03.01.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.01.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cool! That's how we got Trump part 2.

"I refuse to participate unless I get the exact perfect option."

Thanks for doing your part to make things worse.

03.01.2026 18:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna do anything, or just keep putting out toilet paper like this?

03.01.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I knew it. I said to the people saying 2026 would be better that they were being unrealistic. I SAID it.

03.01.2026 13:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck "parental lock."

Just... shut them down. All of them. They add nothing to the world, they're massive environmental hazards, and they're just dangerous.

If they all vanished, it'd be a net positive.

03.01.2026 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just shut down the chatbots.

All of our problems solved.

03.01.2026 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, if we can get him to the Hague...

03.01.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0